Chiyo, the world Renowned annoyance

Oneshot

Sasori walked through his halls already feeling resentment in the conversation he hadn't even had yet. Sasori was going to visit his Grandmother soon and he still hasn't told her about his boyfriend, Deidara.

Sasori turned the door to prepare for Deidara to be all loud and excited about finally seeing Sasori's family. Deidara had introduced Sasori to his family a while ago and ever since he's been a pest about it. Deidara even went as far as to play the one card that Sasori felt was across the line. Thinking about how Deidara pouted his lips in a seductive manner and traced his fingers on Sasori's loose shirt while he gave him the saddest puppy dog eyes imaginable wasn't helping. Not to mention that he purposely put on extra eyeliner to make his eyes look even bigger if possible. Sasori wasn't above lying to himself so he pretended it didn't work whenever he said, "Danna, you know if you reeeaaaally love me you would want to show me off, yeah," And with that, Sasori felt his resolve weaken and he was ultimately forced to call his Grandmother to book a visit at the luxury suit of Granny Chiyo the World Renowned Annoyance.

Sasori groaned when he was embraced in a tight hug from the smaller man. He put both his hands on Deidara's shoulders and gave him one gently shove only enough to get him off. Deidara let go right as Sasori shoved though and fell directly on his butt. Deidara growled at that. He sat up and rubbed his back as Sasori apologized and laughed.

"Ow Danna! It's not like you had just put that (he gestured Sasori's crotch) up my butt last night, yeah!" Deidara said aggressively. "Fine. I don't have to tell you the news then." Sasori smirked as he finally helped Deidara off the ground. Now Deidara was intrigued. "No. What were you gonna tell me?" Deidara purposely sounded desperate to know. "Nope. You'll never know now. You should know by now not to get an attitude with me." Sasori smirked even harder when Deidara blushed.

"Ughhhh... Fine. I'm sorry I got an attitude but I have every right to know, un." Deidara nodded vigorously as he agreed with himself. "Maybe I'll tell you if you join me in the bedroom~" Sasori smiled. Deidara seemed to look grossed out. "You literally did that LAST NIGHT! And I'll only do that if you tell me your secret." Sasori tutted at the blonde and pat his head. "But I have something you want. And it's a juicy secret." Sasori gestured toward the bedroom door again. "Yeah? Well I have something YOU want!" Deidara exclaimed proudly as he gestured his body. And the way he rolled his hips and flipped his hair at the same time was very persuading for Sasori.

"Fine. I'll tell you but only if-" Sasori cut himself off as he grabbed Deidara's butt and he didn't have time to swat the hand away as he was scooped up with ease over Sasori's shoulder and carried into the bedroom. Deidara wasn't gonna go down without a fight though. He liked Sasori being a top and all, but if he just gave up all the control it wouldn't be any fun. Sasori plopped him down of the bed. 'Time for me to play that card' Deidara thought as he smiled evilly before shifting his face to that of the most miserable thing on the entire planet. Deidara pretended to look for a way to get out from underneath Sasori.

Deidara locked eyes with Sasori and whined. "Danna please~ I'm still sore from last night I can't go again now..." That wasn't a lie though, if you watched closely you could see his little limp. Deidara bit his lower lip and put both his hand where his abdomen was, giving off them perfect Uke look. Sasori gulped and felt a kick to the gut of guilt. Although he was feeling pretty good about their positions a second ago, now it just felt wrong because it was against Deidara's will. Sasori could be into some weird stuff, but sex without entire consent isn't one of them. Especially when that someone is his favorite person in the entire world. Sasori would never admit that aloud of course.

Sasori hopped off immediately as he stroked Deidara's hair. "Okay, sweetie I'll wait." He said in a rare caring voice. Deidara nodded and rolled over to cuddle with Sasori. "Now what were you gonna tell me?" Deidara laughed.