Chiyo, the world Renowned annoyance

Part Two!

Chiyo knocked on the door that belonged to Sasori and Deidara. Deidara answered. It was about noon and he was working on some art. He had clay on his hands and an apron on. He didn't really care about his appearance because he had guessed that it was their old land lord. That old man was a pervert but Deidara knew him for about six years now.
"Grandma Chiyo?" Deidara asked confused. Chiyo nodded and shuffled in without even being invited.

"Where's that ole grandson of mine?" She asked in a gentle voice as she looked past the corner that led into the kitchen.
"Oh he's doing an errand. He should be back Soon. Did you have another surprise lunch date with him?" Deidara smirked as he recalled the many times that she stopped by and made Sasori go to lunch with her, and recently she's been taking Deidara along with her.

"Oh no, I came along to see if you two would like to watch my dear Mittens." She said in a feigned sad voice. "Mittens?" Deidara gulped. Deidara knew that Chiyo had a cat named Mittens and he was hell raiser. He knocked things over and made messes. He scratched things up and screamed Bloody Mary at 1am. "How long?" Deidara didn't mean for his voice to crack in the end but his fear got the best of him.

"For about a week. I'm afraid I have to visit my brother in Washington for some time, and can't afford a sitter at the moment." She actually sounded quite sad this time. Deidara's mean exterior melted and he nodded. "Of course we'll watch him!" Deidara smiled at her and patted her shoulder. Deidara took off his apron. "Would you like some coffee?" Deidara said walking into the kitchen. But when Deidara peered back she was wandering into their shared bedroom. Deidara went to see if she was looking for the bathroom. Instead she was looking inside their bedroom drawers and picture frames.

Deidara liked mushy couple pictures so they had dozens of picture frames of them going on all sorts of dates. Chiyo mushed over one in particular where Sasori was picking Deidara up in front of the louvre. They had went to France for their two year anniversary because they were both art nerds and went to the louvre the same day their plane landed. Deidara blushed at that picture. It held nice memories. But then Chiyo started shuffling through their drawers and stuff. And then she found something a little too sacred for his liking. "Lube? You keep car lube in your bedroom? Next to your condoms?" Chiyo asked. Deidara blushed deep red and went to slam the drawer closed before she saw the contraptions in the back.

"Oh t-that's nothing!" Deidara giggled nervously. Chiyo went over to Sasori's desk where his laptop was and flipped it open. She went to his history and shuffled through it until Deidara let out a small whimper because sometimes Deidara wouldn't search up the most appropriate things on his laptop.
She looked over her shoulder at as mess of blonde. "Are you alright, dear?" She asked and closed the laptop. Deidara let out a relived sigh and nodded. "Yeah let's go get you something to drink." He sighed as he led her out of their bedroom. As they found themselves in the living room with coffee cups in their hands Sasori came home and wanted to release some pent up frustration from the horrible customer service. Although he wanted to release in more than one way... and that involved his beloved boyfriend. Sasori came home and threw his jacket off trying to draw the attention of his lover. Then he laid eyes of Chiyo and Deidara sitting side by side on the couch looking at cute baby pictures of Sasori. Sasori's draw dropped to the floor and he sent a glare at Deidara.

Deidara giggled silently. You have the same glare you had as a baby!" Deidara pointed out and stood up to greet Sasori from his errands.
Deidara embraced Sasori in a semi hug and picked up the groceries for Sasori. Sasori rolled his eyes at the over kill of affection. Deidara was the master of sucking up when he wanted something. Sasori sat on the couch next to his grandma. Deidara sat next to him and practically sat on his lap. He was prepping to ask Sasori something he really didn't want to hear. And with the lovey dovey affection Sasori knew that the puppy dog eyes soon followed. Deidara kissed Sasori on the cheek while his grandma smiled at the couple.
"Sooo... hey baby, your grandma needs us to babysit Mittens for a week, she has to visit her brother!" Deidara said while wearing a nervous smile. Sasori groaned and glared at his grandma. "No sitter this time then?" He mumbled. His grandmother shook her head. Deidara put his hand on his boyfriends bicep to alert his attention. "It won't be that bad baby." Deidara smiled sweetly. And although Deidara didn't mean to, Sasori was overloaded with cuteness. He shook out of the embrace in hopes that Deidara wouldn't notice. Sasori shrugged and looked at the coffee table for a minute while he thought of a different option than babysitting that satanic thing her grandmother managed to love.

"Grandma, why don't I just pay to have a sitter for you?" Sasori cheered at the bright idea. His grandma rolled her eyes and smacked Sasori upside the head. "Just watch my damn cat for a week." His grandma said as she made a dramatic exit. Sasori sighed through his Nose and Deidara giggled.
"What's so funny, brat?"
"You have the same nose as your mom." Deidara giggled and prodded his nose with his index finger.

Sasori swatted the hand away. "Everyone tells me that!" He growled. Deidara giggled again.
"When is she gonna drop the cat off?" Sasori asked. "She said she wanted to spend as much time with her as possible so she's dropping him off right before she goes to the airport" Deidara explained. Sasori groaned and looked at the clock. It was 6:30.

"I need food..." Sasori grumbled. Deidara followed because, he too, was hungry.
"Whatcha cooking, good looking?" Deidara smirked. Sasori rolled his eyes at that. "Food." He responded sarcastically. Sasori unloaded the groceries from earlier and Deidara knew what all of those things added up to. "Oooh! Yay! You're making pizza! With stuffed crust? Yes!" Deidara bounced off the walls. Sasori half heartedly groaned at the loudness of the blonde getting too excited over simple pizza. They usually make their own pizza because Sasori likes simple pizza with very little toppings if any. Meanwhile Deidara, added next to everything he could. Except black olives. If he saw those on his pizza he would just blatantly refuse to eat it. Sasori unloaded the rest of the rest of the ingredients and preheated the oven.

After a full meal and a beer on the side they both went to the bedroom to have a peaceful night of rest. They were going to bed quite early, but Sasori had work tomorrow and Deidara liked to make Sasori breakfast.
A few days past and the grandmas face was seen again. This time Deidara was in the shower while Sasori sat at the island reading a book. Sasori noticed that she had a crate and a mewling cat inside. Sasori braced himself for the next week of torture.

Before Sasori could shoo his grandmother away before she missed her plane she practically tested him on his knowledge on how to care for cats. Sasori knew common sense so he had a litter box set up and a cat jungle gym for Mittens to sleep in. He cat proofed their bed room as well. Sasori nodded as he listened to old lady drone on and on about Mittens. Meanwhile the cat mewled inside the crate. Just as Chiyo stood up to leave Deidara exited the bathroom. Steam followed his slim figure and he walked out expecting to see his Danna. Only his Danna. Water beads dropped down his neck and his long golden hair stuck to his skin that now smelled of roses. "Hey Danna~" Deidara whispered enough so he could still hear.

Screw the Akasuna family for being so good at punctuation! Deidara wanted to be sexy! And it wasn't exactly a total fail. Sasori's face turned beat red and he covered his face with his hand. He ushered his grandma to the door. His grandma was stunned at the scene. "Oh my." She mumbled with a smirk on her face as she elbowed Sasori in a playful way. Deidara saw Chiyo and turned red as well. Deidara bolted behind the door to cover his still very naked and wet figure. Sasori opened the door and practically shoved his grandma out. "Grandma Chiyo.... the world renowned announce just saw my boyfriend naked..." Sasori mumbled while face palming. Deidara creaked the bathroom door open and Sasori sent a glare to him. "what?! How was I supposed to know that she was here?!" Deidara still had the bathroom door as his only cover. Sasori rolled onto his side and laughed. "Now you're plagued with the idea that my grandmother saw your..." Sasori paused to try to find the right word. "Business" he smirked and Deidara whimpered as he sprinted to the bathroom to get clothes on.