Chiyo, the world Renowned annoyance

The prequel! Deidara's family

One month ago:
Deidara has begged to get Sasori to meet his family. He whined to Sasori day and night to get him to meet his brother and dad. Deidara had a mother but she was hardly in the picture. Deidara's mom worked at a law firm and barely spent time at home and when she did she was usually packing to go somewhere. Deidara didn't miss his mom though. She was a stranger to him.

Deidara kneeled in between Sasori's leg with his hands pressed together and the biggest puppy dog eyes he could manage. "Baby please! They're nice and you need to meet them! We've been dating forever! Don't you agree it's time?!" Deidara was being a drama queen again. Sasori was absolutely used to this. Deidara and his shenanigans.

Sasori looked away and sighed through his nose. "Jeez Dei I don't know. They don't like me because their precious son moved out to live with me and when I went to pick you up that day your dad was holding his gun." Sasori reminisced on that day. "Remember when I went to pick you up for our first actual date? When I knocked on the door and your dad answered the door and said  that his fragile, small, skinny, easily manipulated, son was not to be messing with me. And then slammed the doer in my face. Yeah that was perfect. They'll love me." Sasori said sarcastically. Deidara nodded sadly.

"That's true." Deidara was guilt tripping him. "Deidara don't you dare-" Sasori was cut off by a peck on the lips. And a soft wave goodnight. Deidara's such a tease. Sasori smirked as Deidara left to the bedroom. Sasori followed in pursuit to try to catch Deidara before he got sucked into the tv. When Sasori opened the door to the bedroom he was met by Deidara breathing under the covers. Asleep. Thats great. He approached the figure gently and rubbed the hips of his lover. "Are you asleep?" Sasori asked as he looked at his face with a playful smile. " Deidara nudged the hands away. "I'm trying to." Deidara mumbled.

Sasori huffed away at the harsh tone and got under the covers on his side of the bed and faced away from his lover. Butt to butt. Deidara usually would've made an act to cuddle but he was met with gentle breathing. Asleep. Again. Ughh.

Sasori woke up that morning to Deidara softly snoring. Sasori made an angry face at him for being quite cold last night. Deidara felt the rustle of Sasori getting up and woke up with a big yawn and a stretch. "I'm visiting home today my mom is finally back so I'm gonna finally see her." Deidara stood out of the blankets not even knowing that Sasori wasn't there. Deidara looked around. "Where did you go?" Deidara stood up only wearing his boxers to look for the redhead.

Nowhere to be found. Deidara shrugged and plopped himself on the couch with his phone to arrange plans with his mom and dad.

Sasori returned several minutes later with mail. "You got a mail from work. Sasori gestured the envelope at Deidara. Deidara groaned at the mail knowing it was junk for an offer to go to some faraway island if he were to up his hours. He hated traveling. Deidara opened it and read it anyways. "Junk." He mumbled and dropped it in the trash.

"You didn't hear me earlier so I'm going over to my parents house today because my moms finally home." Sasori did hear Deidara earlier but definitely didn't want Deidara begging him to come along and how it would be perfect. Sasori nodded. "Fun." Sasori feigned a smile.

"Can you please please please come with me! It would be perfect! My moms their and my dad is gonna be nice around my mom and you can meet them all!" Deidara begged again. Sasori rolled his eyes. Deidara was getting far too predictable. "Deidara." Sasori cut Deidara off before he could continue to ramble on and on.

Deidara stood up thinking that he would never get Sasori to want to see his family. That made Deidara quite sad. This didn't go unnoticed by sasori "listen Dei-" Deidara cut Sasori off. "All I want is for you to take initiative for once! I'm always the one who offers stuff! I asked for your number, I asked to move in with you, and I asked for you to meet my family first instead of you offering to come with me when I go over!" Deidara ranted on as he was about to storm off. Deidara had stomped his way to the couch. Sasori went behind Deidara. He was half right. Sasori did take initiative, not as much as Deidara but still. Sasori rubbed Deidara's shoulders. "I was gonna say I'll go!" Sasori laughed. Deidara leaped off the couch and head butted Sasori in the process. Deidara didn't notice and leapt into Sasori's arms. Screaming like a little girl. Deidara slapped Sasori on the butt gesturing the bedroom to get ready. Sasori rubbed his chin and his butt. "That brat..." Sasori grumbled.