You should like horses more, you know.
Horses are the reason I never killed myself and blamed it on you.
Should I perhaps call you a horse-lover?
No. Because I never did end my life. Because you would win, even if that meant eternal guilt.
Horses are silent creatures that don't make fun of you, they don't steal your chair, they don't create humiliating scenes in front of the entire class, they don't bring up your embarrassing past in high school, they don't call you names. Horses are God's reimbursement for people like you. You should get to know one and find out for yourself.
