A Very OOC Uchiha [Naruto Fanfic]

Chapter 8: Zabuza and His Fat Ass

[Chapter 8: Zabuza and his Fat Ass]

    "Ne, Megumi-chan, what ramen should I eat tonight?"

"I advise for pork ramen, that's yummy!"

    "Listen up!" Iruka shouted. We turn our heads back to him and the Hokage. We had just done our Tora mission and I am absolutely not prepared to do our C-rank mission. Tazuna can go fuck himself for all I care.

    The Hokage sighed. "Well, I do have a C-rank available."

    "Ho-Hokage-sama...!" Iruka stuttered out but was quickly silenced by him. Haha, bitch. To my left, I see Sasuke in a satisfied mood and Sakura letting a triumph smile. Beside the right of me, Naruto cheered.

    "I think these for genins are more than capable of handling a C-rank mission."

    "Are we escorting a famous merchant? A princess?!" Naruto exclaimed, way to enthusiastic for this.

" Are we escorting a prostitute?!" I yell excitingly. They all stared at me, besides Naruto of course. He's an innocent bean. Hiruzen sighed and called the person in. That person being Tazuna who was of course, drunk.

"Huh?! These kids are supposed to be my escorts?!" He questioned drunkenly. Naruto eyebrows furrowed and let out a shout. "Half of you don't even look like ninja, especially the short one with the stupid face. How are they supposed to protect me with all their lives?!" I let out a giggle as Naruto found out that Sasuke was the tallest, then Sakura, and then me who was only an inch taller than the blond.

This is gonna be one hell of a mission.

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After Sasuke and I headed home, I darted over to my room to grab my stuff. Grabbing clothes, weapons, and my journal and stuffing them into a bag, I step out and stuff food and water in another bag. Man, I should really learn some fuijutsu. "Sasuke hurry up!!!!" I called out as I sat on a chair next to a table. Five minutes later, Sasuke came out of his room and glanced at me. Sitting up, I grab my two bags and head out with the duckie behind me.

While walking to our meeting spot, I spotted Hinata and Hiro in the distance. Rushing off with a squeal, I could hear Sasuke shout at me but I didn't care as I sprinted up to the unsuspecting girl and glomp her.

She screamed.

"It's been so long Hinata-tan~!"  I exclaimed, nuzzling the fucking out of her cheeks with my own. I could practically feel her heat up as she just stood there with a shocked and dazed gaze. She's so cute!

"Oh so I'm not here?" Hiro piped up, looking down on us as he was taller than us (the damn bastard). I smile at him as I placed my head onto the crook of his twin's neck.
Sasuke caught up to me and when he saw me he sighed and face-palmed. "Hn. Nee-chan we have to go." Sasuke said.

"But we're going on a C-rank and then I'll never get to do this till a very long time~~~" I whined.

"Oh? A C-rank, lucky." The Hyuuga male commented, crossing his arms. I deadpan at him, unknown to the other two people with us, if only you knew! I let go of the blushing girl, pouting, and stepped back so I was next to my foolish little brother.

    "Bye bye!" I said childishly, waving at them with a smile. I just hope that no one dies. And then we continued our walk to our meeting spot.

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Humming a song, my eyes glisten when I see the infamous puddle ahead of us. Letting out a giggle, I run up to and prepare to splash it. But before I could, I was picked up by the collar. "Maaa... we should be focusing on protecting our client then stepping on a puddle." Kakashi stated, sounding tired yet relaxed though I knew that he was alert.