It was the afternoon on a fall day in Acme Looniversity. The final bell had rung and most of the students were away aside from the janitors and a few teachers. However, one student Buster Bunny was being kept after class by his teacher Bugs Bunny. His behavior wasn't the problem but something was.
"I assume you know why I asked you to stay after class Buster?" Bugs asked nibbling on a carrot with his feet on his desk.
"To work on my snappy comebacks?" Buster tried with a desperate smile.
"Nice try kid," Bugs sighed getting up from his desk, "Your grades in Toony Transformation haven't been up to speed with the rest of your class. By now you should be able to stretch and squish like a professional toon. I noticed however it takes you a considerable amount of time to change back to your usual form."
"Well... I," Buster stammered.
"Look if you need some lessons I can help out, "Bugs spoke putting a gloved paw on his shoulder, "I don't wanna see one of my favorite students fall behind the rest of his class."
"I'm a.. favorite?" Buster blushed under his fur.
"What can I say?" Bugs smirked, "You remind me of me at your age, still getting the hang of being a toon to join the ranks above me. So I say we work on some toony transformation tomorrow at noon in the gym, we'll get some practice during the weekend before your midterms in winter. What do you say?"
"Great!" Buster shouted then stifled, "I mean thanks Teach."
"Anything in particular you wanna practice?" Bugs asked.
"Well... can we practice rapid weight gain and sumo wrestling?" Buster pleaded.
"Sumo wrestling?" Bugs contemplated, "Well i guess if you wanna get popular in Japan one day as a toon it's always good to practice anything you can."
"Thank you Teach!" Buster shook his hand before he bolted out of the door.
"He's a good kid," Bugs chuckled.
The next day...
Buster was eager to get to the Looniversity Gym as his private lessons with Bugs Bunny were a dream come true for him. He raced across the campus and found himself outside the gym. Since the acme company funded the Looniversity it was a state of the art gym to teach Toons to sculpt their bodies at a moments notice and return to normal form after a montage or other toon logic liked having a pin sticking into their body letting out air. Buster entered the gym using his student ID and walked into the main lobby. He saw Bugs standing in the lobby.
"Heya Teach!" Buster greeted him, "I hope I didn't keep you the weekend busses can be a pain."
"No problem Buster, come with me to the basketball court I got it all set up," Bugs escorted him.
They walked through a few downs and down the hallway to find a basketball court with a large sumo ring.
"Wow, how did you set all this up so fast?" Buster asked.
"Toon logic," Bugs smirked, "You can do anything since we're Toons."
"Mr Bunny can we have our pay now?" an melancholy bull in a blue uniform spoke.
"Yeah yeah," Bugs spoke giving him some money out of his wallet, "Other times Buster you need a good credit card and some cash for a tip."
Buster chuckled a little and looked over the mat.
"Isn't this a bit big for us, looks like you could fit a whale in here," Buster spoke, "And whats in these boxes?"
"That dear boy are our Japanese Mawashis and the protien and weight gain shakes form the Acme Company we'll need to pull off this little Toon Transformation," Bugs spoke opening the boxes, "Here's your Mawashi, I thought you'd like a red one and I'll take the white one."
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Sumo Lessons in Looniversity
FanficBuster is having trouble with toon body transformation and asks Bugs for some PRIVATE lessons.