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STORY 1, CHAPTER ONE:
In a land far away from normal, outside of Earth, in the galaxy, (Bitch they be aliens) a land that was called Magicania rested. (Wow what an original name) One that no Earthling knew of, not one. And (GRAMMAR) in that planet, magic rested like it dust. In there, there was an actual king - long ago the queen died. Over a condition called Canceraya, Cancer for short. (KILL ME.) The king was going to find a new queen (Wow don't think that's how it goes) in about a week. The king's name was Sirahan Gold- Ahan Gold for short. Once the week had passed (Wow time jump) , Ahan the King went out on a date with all of them on different nights. Some fancied him, but one called Uglyan Poo (I'M WHEEZING OQAJFEAH) did not. But he fancied one very much, and her name was Sparkle Shine (My little pony who?) - Dreamy.
Sparkle had blonde wavy hair, and her skin was tanned. She had rosy red lips (no lipstick), sky blue sparkly eyes, and wore a blue, sleeveless dress. Her eyelashes were curled, her voice lovely. And the. way she acted was good too- what more could you look for in a girl? (umm..)
And Sparkle Shine loved him too (Let's face it she be a gold digger) , perfect. Later that day, all the queens came over. Sirahan coughed and began his speech. "You've all done very well but only one can be my wife, one that takes my heart"- he did a dramatic pause. (hmm let me guess Sparkle Shine?) Then said.. "Sparkle Shine, will you marry me?"he asked, showing her the ring. (Wow much surprise)
Sparkle gasped in delight. Then said- "Yes, I will!" Everyone cheered, and the next day they were married. (Are you sure they aren't lesbians? No way a straight relationship would move in that fast.)