Blairon One Shots

Ron?!

Ron had been sitting quietly in the r.o.r along with all the few 8th years left after the war. Almost the whole room was talking about sexualities.

"I mean, I'm bisexual." Harry said. "I'm a lesbian." Hermione retorted. A few other students spilled their sexualities as Ron laughed. "What's so funny Weasley?" Asked a slytherin. A few others asked aswell. By now everyone was staring at the redheaded boy.

"I just find it funny that literally nobody in here is straight." "Aren't you?" Asked Hermione confused. "Not at all, I would know, I fucked him." Zabini retorted. Everyone looked at Blaise and Ron in pure shock.