Finger Lickin Good

Part 3

Of all the people who would come to your house, colonel was the last you'd expected. The way his chicken strip filled you was like no other and Ronald's red balloon was just so big.You try to get up but you fall the floor and land in the extra gravy that had leaked out of you.
   "Oh my darling, you left some of your love on my floor" I say, my finger naturally gravitating towards the pool. You take a taste and can't believe it.You crawl to the mini fridge right next to the bench to find the container of kfc gravy from last trip 6days ago . The taste of colonels gravy was astronomically better than the gravy you'd bought from kfc.You crawl back to his gravy as fast as you can, your legs still a numb pile of bones and skin. You lick up the rest of colonels love with bliss. You wipe your gravy covered lips off and enjoy yourself.
     You feel a slight tickle on the back of your neck. It's almost as if it were colonels breathe. You slowly turn around to see her standing behind you.
     "I'm thicker than colonel will ever be and I want you to give me some of your syrup and I'll clap you with my world famous cakes."
      You swallow your breath and slowly quiver. "Yes Jemima. Yes"