One Shots ~ Harry Styles [ON HOLD]

Spill Or Fill Your Guts

The one where you are a guest on the Late Late show and Harry Styles is guest hosting the show. You and Harry never met so you feel kind of akward. But everything ends up fine, you just have to wait.

"So, miss Evans. It's your first time ever on the show" He grins. "Mister Styles, it is indeed and you dragged me into this. Thanks a lot." A chuckle is heard. "No problem, want to see what we have here on the table?" I shake my head but Harry just goes for it. I look around the table and I see all the disgusting things on the table like a salmon smoothie, cod sperm and bugs trifle

"I'll start first. I'm going to give you the salmon smoothie." I probably look disgusted by it. I hate salmon so I really need to answer the question. "What is the most terrible thing that has happened in your modeling career?" He says. "Who made the questions again?" I chuckle. You sigh and you're having a debate with yourself. "Let's me just tell you something, the worst thing ever was probably me being body-shamed by the modeling agency." I say. Harry looks at me and raises his eyebrow. "Yeah, body shaming in the modeling agency is a thing." I say.

"Harry, are you ready for your question?" I ask. "Oh, and I give you the bug triffle" His face scrunches in disgust. "Keep in mind I didn't make the questions. Between you and the rest of the one direction boys, would you say you are the most succesfull?" He shakes his head and grabs the spoon. I laugh and look at his disgusted face. When he takes the spoon full and puts in his mouth I gag. It's so gross. "To spill or to swallow, that's the question of today." He says. He spits it out and takes some water.

"I'll get back to you Leah." He says. "Like I said Harry, I didn't even make those questions" I say with my hands in the air and I chuckle. "I don't care. I am giving you the 'Bird Saliva'. Who is the worst model you've worked with?" I shake my head. I smell the saliva and I gag. I really can't drink this. "The worst model I've worked with? Dang that's hard. I have a lot." Harry's mouth falls open. "You really want to say that?" I chuckle and nod my head. "Yes, it doesn't matter anymore. I'm quitting anyway because of the bodyshaming. The worst model I've ever worked with is, I think, one the Hadid sisters. It's not the personallity, they are nice, but when you do a show they change." I smirk, knowing the Hadid sisters already hate me.

"So we have 3 questions left. One for you and 2 for me. Ask me the question please." Harry says. "I'll give you the 'Pig Feet'. So James said you have written a lot of songs for other artists. What's the one artist you regret given your sing to? Not because you regret giving away the song but tehe artist him or herself?" I laugh not even knowing what songs he wrote and gave away. "Dammit James, I hate him now. I really can't answer this question but I also can't eat pigs feet. Ugh, I gave a song to Ariana Grandé which I do regret, but only because of the song. Uhm, let me think. No offence to Alex and Sierra, but I think those two." I'm so confused. "Wait, you were? Uhg never mind. Please let us continue to my last question. I want to be done with."

"So last question. You get the delicious grasshoppers. You have been rumoured to date my lovely, lovely friend Zayn in October 2017. Also you've been seen with Liam Hemsworth. Who was the best boyfriend? And then I mean like in bed?" I scoff. "Is this even allowed. It's a family show isn't it?" I shake my head and pick up a spoon. I chug down the grasshopper and I gag. I spit in the bucket and grab my water. "This is even worse than mom burned food, and that was disgusting. Sorry mom."

"Finally the last question. I think this would be a easy one. I'll give you the cows tongue. Have fun eating it. What was the worst thing you lied about to your mother?" I laugh knowing he is big momma's boy. "For fucks sake. Mom, I love you, but damn I've lied about my first kiss." "That's the worst thing you've lied about? What a momma's boy" I tease. "Yeah, I think that's the worst thing I've lied about." He says.

"So Leah, what is your opinion on this segment?" I shake my head and smile. "I hated it Harry, it was so disgusting." He also shakes his head and laughs. "Why did James allow this again?" I ask. "Because he likes me more than you I think" He responds. "Cocky aren't we?" I laugh and just watch him laugh and tries to hide his blush.

"What was the worst you needed to eat tonight?" He asks. "Well, I've answered every question except one. So it was probably that one." I laugh, knowing I dodged the question about my relationships. "What about you Styles, what was the worst you've eaten tonight?" A frown is set on his face. "I didn't know we were on last name base again Evans. But the worst food tonight was the bug trifle because that's the only food I've got. Leah, I loved having you on this segment of the show. You will be here again later on. Thanks for being here and give a big applause to Miss Leah Evans." Harry says. "Thanks, Harry, I'll see you soon."