Not every tale has a happy ending and not every tale makes sense, but that's just the beauty of them.
They're supposed to bring you chills and excitement
...or...
they could just be annoying.
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PS...
It was a dark thundery night and the rain was falling heavily. There was this man who lived with his wife in the woods and his wife was hungry so she tried to make him go out to get her something to eat.
But he went into the cupboard and caught her a rat which he skinned and cooked like a chicken.
He gave her it to eat, after it was finished and she spit it on him. What he didn't know was that she was a witch and the rat was her brother and he tasted like snails.
So she had gone real mad and raised her husband off his feet without touching him. He started to scream like a little girl and she pinned hum onto the door like a picture hanging upside down but his pants were slack and he slipped out and bumped his head.
He tried to run out the door but she closed the door with a wave of her hand and he ran into the door.
She started to scream and he got even more scared because the glasses in in the cabin shattered and the rain started to beat into the cabin.
He tried to jump out the window but she used her witch spell and pulled him back into the kitchen. She stood with her hand on her chin trying to think of what she should do to him. She got an idea and started to cackle.
Her idea was to roast him, but that would kill him too easy so she decided not to.
Then she got another idea.
Using her hair, she tied and dragged into the bedroom and she tied him onto the bed with his belt and shoe laces.
He tried to break free but instead he broke the bed free. She jumped onto the broken bed which transported them to her secret lair, under the cabin.
He had never seen anything like it before so out of curiosity, he started to touch everything he saw. With a wave of her finger she put him to sit in a lonely corner with his thumb in his mouth and with her pet bird staring at him.
She snapped her fingers and turned into the real, ugly, freaky, short, bony, big eyed, long nosed, fat lipped, big ears, scalp headed, scary witch that she was. She then snapped her finger again after the transformation and everything started working for themselves.
The crow went 'SQUAWK' and the man started screaming again so the witch turned around and croaked, "Oh, shut up, Sunny. You sound like a little girl."
He then got up again and started to touch everything, until the bird went 'SQUAWK' and he started to beat the bird. He then threw the crow into the air and it fell into the witches brew with he in finished potion, where he perished.
The witch got angry since the bird happened to be her ex-lover, so she started to knock her husband around the room. When she was finished with him, he had a big bump on his head.
Feeling sad, she started to cry because she then realised that she really loved her husband. So she turned him into a crow alike the one he'd just killed.
And there he stayed for eternity with his wife...
Or rather, just until she got a new man...
Who most likely killed him too.
The End
Squawk!!!
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