Homestuck boyfriend scenarios

Who will ya kiss? Pre-scratch trolls/alpha kids

♎️ dirk
♋️ Kurloz
♉️ jake
♊️ Rufioh
♌️ horuss
♑️ Mituna
♍️ Kankri
♓️ cronus
♐️ (fuck it-) bro strider(FUUAH-)
♈️ ♏️♒️:sorry y'all lonely fucks like me TwT