i look through the streets for gift for jar jar. maybe he love me more if i buy him gift. maybe i can be sugar mama? i sure am sweet so it be ok
i search through the streets and shops of planet. i look every store now. so many stores. i c many cool gifts until my eyes set on one very pretty one
i go up to sale woman. her name is jeff.
"how much is gift over here"
"1,189,645,000 won"
whoa are we in korea. why they be use won here. haha weird i thought we wwre on earth not korea
i don't have that much money. so i go home and sell my house, neighbours car, nephew, soul, other nephew, a kidney, the blood of my enemies, and a pen. i have money
i run to store now
"GIVE ME MY GIFT NOWWWWWW"
"THAT IS 1,189,645,000 WONNNN"
i give her a no u card instead of the cash so now i rich i have lots of won but no house, no nephews, no soul, only one functioning kidney, no pen, and an anemic enemy
i go back to jar jars house since i know where he lives. i knock on his door and he opens it his saber in his hand
"just for me bb?" i say
"no i was justsa about to go killsa evil guysa"
"das hawt" says will smith
"i brought you a gift"
"i don't want your gifts"
i pull out a giant letter k covered with 47 tiny k's. yes that k costed 1,189,645,000 won even if i didn't pay for it >:(
talk about a rip-off
"what issa that supposed to b"
"a k47"
"ok'
"kiss me now"
"whatsa no whysa "
"because every kiss begins with k"
"killsa also begins with k"
"haha no silly i mean kiss"
"no
"but i want it"
"no"
"but i want it"
"i'm notsa having thissa conversation with u again goodbyesa"
he pushed passed me dramatically as his big floppy ears blow in the fabreeze. so hot. i melt 😩
i go into his house now since he didn't say not to and now i'll wait for him to return
when he turned he saw me sleeping on his couch. when i woke up i found myself on the curb. "how'd i get here" i think to myself "did jar jar put me here?" i ask "if he did he carried me, and to carry me he had to touch me, does that mean he hug me???"
little did i know he just used the force so his force touched me all over which is also hot wow. he must really love me <3
