bisaster: today's mood is: am I dead or just mort
big bill: I have fever
Stan the man: I'll drop by later at your house ok?
big bill: to take care of me?
Stan the man: fuck no I'll give you the homework,touchstarved much?
bevvy: trying to get bill to realize that he is not hetero is hilarious
big bill: I'm not gay
mikey: I'm not gay
bisaster: quit telling me that
Edwin: I'm not gay
benny: oh is this that smash mouth song y'all r all obsessed w
bevvy: babe u r the sweetest and I <3 u but SERIOUSLY?!?2!?!-
bisaster: well,Bev,not everyone can get their game on and go play
mikey: what time is it?
bisaster: SUMMERTIME
benny: *claps*
bevvy: ITS OUR VACATION
Stan the man: kill me now please are you all stoned
mikey: turning off the notifications for this app...
mikey: done.hasta la bye-bye.i gotta go feed pigs.
bisaster: noooooooo....don't turn off ur notifications ur 2 sexy hahahha
bevvy: I just fukinj snorted Richie why
Edwin: Richie that hurts I thought you and mike were just friends
Stan the man: title of Eddie's sex tape
benny: Bev is losing her shit,u watch Brooklyn 99 Stan?Also that was not a very funny joke
Stan the man: yeh why Bill showed it to me last week also I'm not at my peak performance I'm lying on the floor and eating chips
bisaster: noice
Edwin: smort
bevvy: cool cool cool no doubt
benny: is it only me who watches riverdale
bisaster: more like RIVERFAIL
Edwin: no I watch it
bevvy: I got stoned and watched it last month
big bill: I'm watching it now
Stan the man: you all have shit taste
bisaster: okay,Bev would be Veronica
bisaster: Ben would be Archie
bisaster: bill would be Jughead
bisaster: Mike would be Mad Dog
Stan the man: is that because he's hot and black?
mikey: hey
bisaster: I would be the black hood
bisaster: Stan would be Betty
bisaster: and Eddie would be weatherbee
Edwin: what the fuck
benny: seems pretty accurat 2 me
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FanfictionIt group chat AU bisaster: welcome narcs! bevvy: don't call me a narc u pussy Edwin: where is Ben big bill: idk saw him this morning stan the man: I really hope that this group chat will go better than the last. Mikey: yeah me to benny: #MeToo bevv...
