Warning: some sexual language
bisaster created a new group.
bisaster added mikey,Edwin,bevvy and benny.
bisaster named the group OHMYFROGYOUGUYS
bevvy: what's the emergency mah dude
benny: what's the emergency
bisaster: I think bill and Stan are doing it
Edwin: doing what?
Edwin: oh
mikey: your inventing lies Richie
bisaster: oh yeah mike
bisaster: when I went over to bill's an hour early I heard Stan screaming bill's name because he was THAT excited about homework
Edwin: well,Stan is quite a nerd
benny: bill and Stan? I don't think so
bisaster: a BILL in your STAN? It's more likely than you think.
bevvy: ew.
GIRL SQUAD!!!!!!1!!1!
Stan the man: hey Richie when you came into bill's house earlier,if you heard anything I fell down the attic stairs
bisaster: those stairs must be pretty cool
Stan the man: ?
bisaster: "YES BILL YES AAAH YES"
bisaster: stairs sound pretty fun
bevvy: drop an f in the chat for Stan's virginity
benny: f
mikey: f
Edwin: f
bisaster: f
Stan the man: I will kill you fuckers
bisaster: sure you won't be too sore?
Stan the man: Richie has been added to my kill list
Edwin: was it fun
Stan the man: yes.
Stan the man: oh yeh I'm gonna miss movie night my dad wants to have a Father And Son Dinner
benny: so does Bill have a magic penis
Stan the man: Ben is also on my kill list
bisaster: ur dad is making you miss MOVIE NIGJT what a ballsack
Stan the man: well it is the anniversary of my mom and baby brother's death so fuck off I guess?
Edwin: Richie you bitch
bisaster: aw baby I love it when you talk to me like that
bevvy: me and Ben are watching CUT lineup and OH MY GOD
benny: fuck how
Stan the man: oh shitballs
bevvy: CUT's People Guess Stranger's Religion
bevvy: Woman: Is your religion accepting of...
Stan: Me liking dicks?
bevvy: Cameraman: So how did you think you did?
Man: I think I did well.
Stan: Oh honey...
bevvy: Woman: I'm going to guess...Jewish?
Stan: is it the nose,or the suit?
bevvy: Woman: what was it like growing up in Chicago as someone who...
Stan: well my Chicagoan friends taught me to throw knives.
big bill: STAN??!?!
bisaster: I am laughing so hard why are you so secretive
benny: Woman: what is-
Stan: spiders
Woman: I was going to say god but okay
Stan the man: my dark Seattle days have been revealed...
Edwin: u lived in Seattle?
Stan the man: yeah for a month during the summer
Edwin: Man: I think ur Mormon
Stan: I think you are very wrong
bevvy: Woman: is a stereotype about you that you are stingy
Stan: emotionally at least
bevvy: ARE YOU ALSO IN THE GUESS MY GENDER VIDEO
Stan the man: maybe
bevvy: this is hilarious
benny: woman: I think you are a cis man
Stan:do u think a cis man could have this much personality *unbuttons tweed jacket to reveal a trans pride shirt*
Stan the man: that was funny
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FanfictionIt group chat AU bisaster: welcome narcs! bevvy: don't call me a narc u pussy Edwin: where is Ben big bill: idk saw him this morning stan the man: I really hope that this group chat will go better than the last. Mikey: yeah me to benny: #MeToo bevv...
