Back on my feet! Happy as Ever

Got inspiration to do this.

((For -MidnightDaSmolBean- ))

(Kain begins dancing. Play the song now.

Kain: Here I go. WHOO!

(Callie: I don't understand why HE gets to start the song. We've practiced this a hundred times. I think I should get a turn.)

Kain: You done wound me up, bout to show you what I'm working with.

(Ben pushed him aside.)

Ben: Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales.

Kain: But master you in luck because up your sleeves, You got a brand of magic never fails. You got some power in your corner now. Heavy ammunition in your camp

Callie: You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how. See all you gotta do is rub that lamp, And I'll say

(Kain looks at Heather.)

Kain: Oh hey.. Man, what's your name? Whatever, What will your pleasure be?

Ben: Let me take your order, Jot it down. You ain't never had a friend like me. (He laughs.) Life is your restaurant, And

All 3: I'm your maitre d'!

Kain: C'mon whisper to me whatever it is you want. You ain't never had a friend like me

Ben: Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

Ben/Callie: You're the boss! The king, the shah!

Ben: Say what you wish. It's yours, true dish

All 3: How about a little more Baklava?

Ben: Have some of column A!

Callie: Try all of column B!

Kain: I'm in the mood to help you dude

All 3: You ain't never had a friend like me!

(They all danced for the gang.)

Kain: Can your friends do this?

(He spins his pistol around with one hand.)

Ben: Can your friends do that?

(He kicks down a zombie without looking.)

Callie: Can your friends pull this?

(She throws her machete in the air and catches it again.)

All 3: Out their little hat?! Can your friends go poof?

Ben: Well, looky here

(Kain beatboxes for a bit.)

Kain: We're the fighters, of the west. We can sing, rap, dance if you give us a chance.

Callie: So dontcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed. I'm here to answer all your midday prayers! You got me bona fide, certified

Callie/Kain: You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires

Ben: I got a powerful urge to help you out

Ben/Kain: So what-cha wish? I really want to know

Ben: You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt. Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Kain: Oh hey miss (Heather: Heather Lou!), Yes, One wish or two or three. Well I'm on the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

Kain/Callie: You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

All 3: You ain't never - had a - friend like me! You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!