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Cell Block Tango

(The scene begins, opening up at the Wattpad Jailhouse.)

Maya: Steal..

Amanda: Six...

Madeline: Squish...

Rebecca: Uh-uh...

MayaNever: Cicero...

Junebug: Beetlejuice...

TheyCallMeC03 : And now.. The six Merry murderesses of the Wattpad Jailhouse.. In their rendition of.. The Cell Block Tango.

Maya: Steal...

Amanda: Six..

Madeline: Squish..

Rebecca: Uh-uh...

MayaNever: Cicero..

Junebug: Beetlejuice...

(Repeat that three times!)

All 6: They had it coming! They had it coming! They only had themselves to blame. If you'd have been there. If you'd have seen it.

MayaNever: I bet you you would have done the same.

(Maya steps out of her jail cell and sighs unhappily.)

Maya: You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like droplet_doodles. Droplet liked to make art. No, not make. Steal! So I come home one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's droplet. Laying on the couch, drinking a beer and making art. No not making. Stealing! So I said to her I said "You steal some art one more time.." And she did, but stole mine. So I took the shotgun off of the wall and fired two warning shots. Into her head.

All 6: They had it coming! They had it coming! They only had themselves to blame. If you'd have been there. If you'd have heard it. I bet you you would have done the same.

(Amanda steps out as well.)

Amanda: I met Jason Dean right here in Sherwood Ohio about 2 years ago. And he told me he was single, and we hit it off right away. So we started living together. He'd go to school, he'd come home. I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I found out. Single he told me? Single my ass! Not only was he dating another girl, oh no, he had six other girlfriends. He'd been through ten high schools you know. So that night when he came home from school, I fixed him his drink as usual... You know some guys just can't hold their drano!

All 6: They had it coming! They had it coming! They took a flower in it's prime. And then they used it, and they abused it! It was a murder, but not a crime!

Madeline: Now I'm standing in the kitchen, drinking some human blood since I'm a vampire, minding my own business.. In storms my Master, Ciel in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing Sebastian!" He says. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming "You've been screwing Sebastian!" And then he ran into my fangs. He ran right into them 10 times.

All 6: If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it, I bet you you would have done the same!

Rebecca: How did I end up here? They said that the General held my lover Lafayette down while I hit him with the back of his gun, but it's not true. I am innocent. I don't know why Hamilton says I did it. I tried explaining myself to British soldiers, but they didn't understand.

Maya: Yeah, but did you do it?

Rebecca: Uh-uh! Not guilty!

MayaNever: My best friend Mary and I had this double act. And my husband Damien would travel around with us. Now for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row. One, two, three, four, five. Splits, spread Eagles, backflips, flip flops. One right after the other. This one night before the show, we were down at the hotel in Cicero. The three of us, boozing and having a few laughs. And we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some. I come back, open the door, and there is Mary and Damien doing number seventeen; The spread eagle! Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I don't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew he was dead!

MayaNever: They had it coming! They had it coming! They had it coming all along. I didn't do it (She didn't do it.) But if I done it (But if she done it.) How could you tell me that I was wrong? They had it coming! They had it coming! They had it coming all along! I didn't do it! But if I done it, how could you tell me that I was wrong?

Junebug: I loved my ghostly babe BJ, more than I could possibly say. He was a real artistic guy. Sensitive, a Juilliard graduate. But he was always trying to find himself. He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way, he found Lydia, Barbara, Delia, and Adam. I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive, and Lydia saw him dead.

All 6: The dirty bum, bum, bum bum bum! The dirty bum, bum, bum bum bum! They had it coming! They had it coming! They had it coming all along. Cause if they used us, And they abused us, How could you tell us that We were wrong? They had it coming! They had it coming! They only had themselves to blame. If you'd have been there. If you'd have seen it. I bet you you would have done the same!

Maya: You steal art one more time..
Amanda: Single my ass..
Madeline: Ten times..
Rebecca: Karma's coming for you Hamilton.
MayaNever: Number seventeen; the spread eagle..
Junebug: Artistic differences...

Maya: Steal..

Amanda: Six...

Madeline: Squish...

Rebecca: Uh-uh...

MayaNever: Cicero...

Junebug: Beetlejuice...

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