I Know I Said I Wouldn't But I Had Too...

Randomly Generated Things

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Okay, Here's the first randomly generated story, this one a short story. No further explanation 😂😂😂:

Two Giddy Uncles Loving the Beat:

Elizabeth Schuyler had always loved Intense The Room Where It Happens with its nasty, naughty No Burr. It was a place where she felt Joyful.

She was a Kind, Sweet, Tea drinker with Soft hair and Rough muscular arms. Her friends saw her as an annoying, afraid Angel. Once, she had even helped a wandering Baby Philip recover from a flying accident. That's the sort of woman she was.

Elizabeth walked over to the window and reflected on her Missing Burr surroundings. The chilly teased like Kissing cats.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Alexander Hamilton. Alexander was a Happy Bastard with Rusty hair and Freckled muscular arms.

Elizabeth gulped. She was not prepared for Alexander.

As Elizabeth stepped outside and Alexander came closer, she could see the nasty smile on his face.

Alexander gazed with the affection of 5549 Trusting brainy birds. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want marriage."

Elizabeth looked back, even more Stubborn and still fingering the shiny Ring. "Alexander, I must admit; I have an undeniable adoration for you," she replied.

They looked at each other with Lonely feelings, like two kaleidoscopic, keen kittens Hugging at a very Bright Wedding, which had Musical music playing in the background and two Giddy uncles Loving the beat.

Elizabeth regarded Alexander's Rusty hair and Freckled muscular arms. "I feel the same way!" revealed Elizabeth with a delighted grin.

Alexander looked Prideful, his emotions blushing like a vacant, victorious Veil.

Then Alexander came inside for a nice cup of Tea.

THE END

And here's the second on, this one a romance prompt:

Elizabeth Schuyler is a Pretty, Bright and Nice Nurse from The hospital. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Alexander Hamilton, a Youthful, Broad man with a passion for Writing.

Elizabeth takes an instant disliking to Alexander and the Annoying and Burdenous ways he learnt during his years in Home.

However, when a Thief tries to Rob Elizabeth, Alexander springs to the rescue. Elizabeth begins to notices that Alexander is actually rather Sweet at heart.

But, the pressures of Alexander's job as a Lawyer leave him blind to Elizabeth's affections and Elizabeth takes up Dueling to try an distract herself.

Finally, when Stubborn Aide De Camp, Aaron Burr, threatens to come between them, Alexander has to act fast. But will they ever find the Deep love that they deserve?

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(The website I used is https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/search/?q= )