my teacher was being bitchy today. I was late for her class and she went all basic bitch and was all like "Oh! How nice of you to FINALLY join my class! Now tell everyone why youre late." And then she sat her stupid imaginary ass cheeks on her stupid chair and just stared at me.
My response was "Well i would have been here earlier but i was at home trying to scrape my eyes out cause i cant stand the sight of those edges anymore!" Then i took my seat.
This bitch walks up to my desk and hands me a detention slip. And then she says "Ill see you there. 6:00 sharp." But i had twerk team practice at 6:00... So i didnt go. Im a badass bitch aint i?
That teacher bitch can eat my bootyhole. Excuse my Spanish.
I just had to get that out of my system.
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Well Then.
Humori figured since im on wattpad all the time, id make a pointless story so... here you go!