"Bome on bae, I'm tired and high and that ain't no good bombination" I said "Bae can you stop saying everything with a 'b' in front of it, it's annoying" maya said "Bome on bae, it's the set... gshine ishine you shine weallshine nigga slatttt" I said "Ight nigga whateva" she said "You must be on yo period or sum" I said
"Nah it's just all dat gang shit is annoying" maya said "Ight ima chill on dat, but did you get my cap and gown when you got yours" I asked "They wouldn't let me because you got like $300 in missing books, and they said you probably ain't got that type of money to pay them back anyways" she said
"Mane them niggas trippin" I said "That's yo ass, losing all dem damn books like yo ass don't even read" maya said laughing "Aye hold the fuck up man, aye hold up mane stop the beat man hold up" I said
"Nigga stop what beat, are you high" she asked "I don't know, am I" I asked her back "Move, I'm driving" she said "You must be smoking dick if you think that you bout to drive my car" I said "Jamell I'm not letting you drive, you can't even stand up straight without falling" she said
"Maya......I don't need to be able to stand up to drive, what the fuck I need to stand up for" I said "You sounds so fucking dumb Jamell, and you need to stop all dat damn smoking" maya said
"Mixing molly with the Apple juice,I don't do that no more who the hell are you" I said "Jamell come on and get in the car" she said "I ignored her because she think that I'm high but I am high it's just like I'm not high high, does that make sense" I asked Melvin
"Hell nah that shit don't make no got damn sense nigga shit you did smoke like 4 blunts" melvin said "But that don't mean I'm high" I said to Melvin "JAMELL!!" Maya yelled "What baby" I said kissing on her while pushing her against the trunk of the car
"Get yo ass in the car before I leave you out here" she said "You ain't gon leave me" I said "Ight bhet" she said while getting in the car and driving off I was calling her but she blocked me, so I started calling her from Instagram and Facebook then she blocked me on there too.
I downloaded a fake number and she answered "Hello, who is this?" She asked "Mane look it's 4 in the morning and we got to walk across that stage with a diploma in a couple of hours, and it's hot as hell outside so you need to bring yo ass here and pick me the fuck up" I said "Ight wait till I finish eating" she said
"What you eating"I asked "IHOP" maya said "Yo fat ass was just down the street the whole time" I said "Yea nigga I was just looking at yo dumbass just laying in the street"
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"You was just looking stupid" she said laughing "Aye mane that ain't my fault but save me some pancakes bcs I'm boming" I said "Ight" she said So I start walking down the street to IHOP when I hear a siren so in my head I'm like oh shit wth y'know bcs I ain't do shit
