Goonies Never Say Die! [A Goonies Fan-Fic]

Chapter One

Authors Note | 80s Chick
Hey y'all, I have begun a new book again...eek I know! It's a Goonies fan-fic this time. I absolutely love the Goonies movie! I hope you enjoy it!
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Disclaimer:
I do not own "The Goonies"
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CHAPTER ONE

"Im going to Mikeys, be back later" I say to Andy as I walk out the door.
"Say hi to Brand for me" she says twirling her hair.
"Yeah yeah" I say rolling my eyes.

I grab my bike leaning up against the picket fence and begin the very short journey to mikey walshes house. We've been best friends since we could walk and the other boys in the goonie gang appeared a few years later in our first year of school. My big sister Andy has the hugest crush on Brand, Mikeys older brother, but shes dating the biggest loser in all of Astoria, Troy! He basically lives at the Country Club because his daddy owns it...excuse me! Cant stand the petulant brat, but she can...love makes you do dumb things im telling you! Andy and my personalities are polar opposites too, which also makes her a little hard to live with. Shes so girly and airyfairy...im a tomboy that goes on adventures with the goonie boys. They even call me eric instead of erica because they see me as one of them and dont give a crap that im a girl. My brown hair is a pixie cut and i have braces. Troy calls me braceface, which Andy doesn't tell him off for...bitch! Speaking of the asshat, his father has decided to foreclose on the goon docks where mikey and the other boys live to build a golf course for the snooty country club. The only way to get out of it is for Mikeys dad to pay him off....but thats unlikely, so that means our last weekend as a goonie gang starts today before they all move out of town and leave me behind with the fairy and her snobby boyfriend!

I arrive out the front of mikeys place and see him in his usual spot...sitting halfway out his bedroom window.

"Ill come down and let you in" he yells from the window.

I give him the thumbs up and lean my bike against the fence. I walk up the steps and through the door that mikey was holding open for me.

"Erica whats shaking?" Asks brand who was hanging upside down in the kitchen doorway.
"Nothing much...oh my sister says hello too" I say to him. He goes a little red in the face...like he's been hanging there too long, but I know its embarrassment!

I turn to mikey and pretend to vomit...he giggles. We go and sit on the couch and read a few MAD mags while we waited for the other boys to get here. Next it was Mouth, who like always was combing his hair and talking about shit...whats new! Then it was Chunks turn to arrive.

"Hey guys let me in!" Is all I can hear from outside.

Mouth has a habit of locking the gate when he walks in. He knows that Chunk is the only other Goonie gang member who uses the gate to get in the yard...so of course he locks it! It really winds up Chunk and Mouth gets a kick out of it...little turd!

"Jerk alert, its chunk" says mouth standing at the front door.
"Open the gate mouth...cmon!" He says holding onto the pickets so tightly.
"First you gotta do the truffle shuffle!" He says with a crude smile plastered across his face.
"Cmon!" Says chunk.
"Do it!" Says mouth.
"Cmon" he says again
"Do it!" He says almost screaming it.
"Ugh" he says as he climbs up onto a tree stump and completes the truffle shuffle..he looks hilarious doing it! He gains successful entry through the gate, but mouth shuts the screen door in his face.

"You turd!" He says opening the door again.
"I thought you deserved it" he says smiling.
"Shut it both of you!" I say breaking up a potential argument threatening to boil over.
"Yeah, cut it out you two!" says Brand who was now sitting in the arm chair lifting weights.
"Ah mikey you might want to open the door, data is about to drop by" I say pointing to a little guy hanging from a zip line coming straight for the door.
"Hang on data" says mikey springing up from the couch.
"Screen door mikey...open the screen door" yelps data, but it was too late. He had fallen through the fly wire and taken mikey down with him.
"Sorry data" says mikey.
"Its alright man, thanks for breaking my fall!" He says as he gets up off the floor and dusts himself off.
"Agh yeah sure, no worries" says mikey with a stupid look on his face as he too gets up off the floor.

We all pile onto the couch and read magazines and eat crisps. The fly wire to the door still hanging in the breeze...forgotten.

"Listen okay? You guys will never believe me. There was two cop cars okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw" says chunk with a big grin on his face as he grabs a handful of crisps.
"More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over your house to use the bathroom!" Says Mikey smirking.
"Or more amazing than the time you saved all those people in that nursing home fire!" Says brand chuckling.
"Or even more amazing than that time you ate your weight in your godfathers pizza!" Says mouth laughing.
"Okay okay, Michael Jackson didnt come over to my house to use the bathroom...but his sister did!" Chunk says with a wicked grin across his face.
"Your so full of hot air Chunk!" Says brand shaking his head and smiling.
"But the police chase happened...I saw it with my own eyes!" He says seriously.
"Yeah yeah" we all say in unison.
"You guys never believe me, mark my words I will prove it one day!" He says grabbing another handful of crisps.
"Wonder why?" Says data under his breath.

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"I see data dropped by" says Mrs Walsh as she steps through the broken screen door.
"Hi mrs walsh" everyone says in unison.
"Everyone, this is Rosalita. She will be helping clean the house up and packing, just until my arm is better. She doesnt speak a word of English, only Spanish, so ill need one of you to translate for me...I know youve been taking Spanish at school" she says as she tries to get her scarf off around her neck with one good arm.
"It would be my pleasure to translate for you Mrs walsh" says mouth with a grin like the cheshire cat!
"Oh wonderful Clark, how sweet of you" she says with smile.

Mikey and I look at one another and raise our eyebrows. He will translate alright, but it wont be a word of what shes actually saying. Oh gosh I hope he doesnt go over the top! Mouth follows them upstairs and quickly turns back to us and puts both thumbs up with a smile of pure evil. Shit!
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Authors Note | 80s Chick
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