(This happened a few weeks ago and I got reminded of it.)
My Friend: I'm bi if no one could tell by now.
My Other Friend: I'm pansexual.
Me: I'm asexual panromantic.
Dumb Girl In Our Class That Was Listening In: *an actual dumb blonde* *sounds like she's high half of the time* What's that?
Me: I can fall in love with anybody, but I don't want sex.
Dumb Girl: So you're pansexual?
Me: No. I'm panromantic which means I'll fall in love with people with good personalities no matter who or what they are but they may not be my sexual attraction.
Dumb Girl: So you're pansexual.
Me: No. Panromantic. I'm asexual.
Dumb Girl: What's that?
Me: I don't want sex but that doesn't mean I don't want to date people.
Dumb Girl: So you're an introvert?
Me: *can feel myself get more stupid just listening to her* Asexual means I don't want sex!
Dumb Girl: How do you know that? Do you hate babies?
Me: *internally covering the ears of the children my soul had* Because. I. Do. Not. Want. Sex. I. Think. It. Is. Un. in. ter. rest. ing! *uninteresting is spelt like that to emphasize my point*
Dumb Girl: Then you're gonna be lonely your whole life. I bet your parents hate you for not wanting babies.
Me: *my parents are dead* *my adoptive parents help raise my kids* *there are ways of having kids without sex that doesn't involve tons of money* I'm panromantic which means I can still date!
Dumb Girl: Well you can't date and not have sex!
Me: *covering my soul's childrens' ears* I'm sorry if my romantic interests are random and I don't like to stick my legs in the air so high I have to fly with them like dirty s---s like you!
Dumb Girl: I've had sex with 30 guys! I'm not a-
My Friend: The bell's about to ring! I think we should go get our stuff! *glad to end that fight*
(The only reaaon my soul has kids is because I trust my soulmates with that stuff despite hating it. I love kids so I put up with it. That and heat is a b---h. Not to mention my species of demon. Really inconvinent.)
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RandomI'm Jaine Zenaldo. Yeah, I used my name this time. Me and my twin wanted to share an account since we share a body so here's my new journal. (not really what happened between me and my brother, he went too far to get attention and did something so b...
