"Hello, this is Microsoft Support. This is Jeff."
"JEFF. HELP."
"Hi Sophie. What is it today?"
"I BOUGHT A GAME ON STEAM, RIGHT?"
"Awww, you game? That's cute."
"SHUT UP. SO I BOUGHT IT, AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN MY GAME JUST WENT 'POOF' AND MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER IS IN THERE AND HELP."
"Uhh... That's not how Steam works."
"What?"
"Your credit card number and information disappears unless you select the option making it stay."
"...Oh."
"Yeah. It wouldn't have done anything anyway. Steam is pretty legit."
"But what about the game?"
"Just go into your library, should be there. If not just reboot it. Worst comes to worst you may have to buy it again."
"Okay."
"May I ask what the game was?"
"Um... Cook, Serve, Delicious..."
"Oh my God you nerd."
"Shh. Don't you have a job to do?"
"Good point. I look forward to dealing with your computer issues again, Soph."
"See you."
