crackfic

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You and spinel got MARRYD OMGGGGGG LSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKS SHE BECAM VSCO GURL AND SHE BEAT STEVEN TO DEATH WITH A HYDRO FLASK AND CHOKED PEARL TO DEATH WITH SCRUNCHIES. She turned to you and went
"Sksksskskksks and I oop-"

You woke up and a cold sweat. You turned and saw Spinel with a scrunchies on her wrist. You tore it off and screamed. She woke up and turned to you.
"Why did you do that?"
"Because I had the weirdest dream.... You and I got married and you were a vsco girl! And theeeeeeen, you killed the gems with a hydro flask and scrunchies!"
"Ew."
"I know!"
You both made fun of vsco girls the rest of the night.

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