Spinel x Reader Oneshots

Killer, I hardly know 'er! (Killer Spinel x Killer Reader)

This wasn't requested, but the plot is that you both are dating and have no idea that you both are murderers. You're too nervous to come clean, but one day, you walk in on Spinel trying to dispose of a body and.... See what happens.
Trigger warnings: Gore and murder. Also, this is an au where Spinel didn't move with the Diamonds and stayed on Earth with you. Being a gem is optional in this, though it doesn't matter.

It was pouring outside and you just got caught in a storm. Your clothes and hair became soaked and if you have glasses, they got soaked and fogged. You,thankfully, buried Sadie about 10 feet underground so if anyone found her, she'd be fully decomposed. You didn't want to risk anything, especially after you heard the story about the grandma whose casket came up from underground during a storm. Or was it a flood? You remembered seeing the image and there was a weird sludge coming out of the side of the coffin. Was that her? Was it just muddy water? You'll probably never know but you didn't really want to. You walked into your house, careful not to stumble and closed your door, locking it as well. You looked around confused. Wouldn't Spinel tackle you by now? That's odd. You looked around the house, but to no avail. You finally looked in the backyard, where you once killed a teenager. You gulped at the idea that's he found him and was disgusted. You could say that you didn't know it was there, but then she'd try to call the cops. You didn't want to kill her. You took a deep breath and opened the door.

The character is a reboot of one of mine.

At first, she didn't see you, so you smiled. 'So, she's like me' you thought. You cast a shadow and when you move, it hit Spinel's feet. She looked up at you and froze, dropping the dead girl in the hole. Her eyes became glossy and she started to cry, trying to come up with excuses. You walked up to her and grabbed the shovel a few feet away. She sniffles and looked at you with confusion.

"W-what are ya doin', toots?"

"Helping. Plus, I have something to show you."

"A-alright."

"Don't be worried, I'm not as shocked as you think I am."

She smiled. After a few minutes of burying the body, you walked a few meters away from the body and began to dig and Spinel watched. She walked up next to you and continued to watch the hole you're digging expand. You hit a wooden coffin. You dusted the top off and showed her. Scratched into the wood, it read "R.I.P. Uncle Randy."

"Your dead uncle?"

"Nah, he's not my uncle. I killed this teen 'bout 3 weeks ago."

She giggled.

"So since we're now murderers, now what?"

"Should we be all sappy and kill together?"

"I know that's a joke, doll, but one that you mention it.... That does not sound half bad!"

"Yeah... Now that I picture it, it might actually be harder to get caught because now, we can slink away."

You booped her nose, covered the coffin, and went inside. She stood in place and blushed, then got this dopey smile on her face, running inside with you.