Basically the "King Knight" of Shaq's Day Out. This is a Prequel that happens right before the events of Shaq's Day Out and Kretmi of Shadows, and at the same time as Shadow of Torment. He may be irrelevant now, but let's take a trip back to the day...
Once upon a time, long before the era of Shaq, there lived a guy by the name of Mii King. He wasn't really king of anything, and dear Eddie, he couldn't spell if his life depended on it, but he had a blue baseball cap. Somehow he was pretty relevant in those ancient times of 2016. Until one day, a new fad swept the lands of Unnamed City. It was a tard trading card game game for tards and so much more. They called it, Shaq's Day Oustus, and later some chads wrote a book named after it. With this new fad, sweeping the lands, a tournament swept with it, and so did Beard Burger when he swept the floors of his restaurant. Anyways, the tournament was lead by the three Kings of Shaq's Day Oustus, one from each high school, and the winner of said tournament would become 'King of Tards' er- 'Tard of Cards' I mean they would become pretty important among these card playing nerds.
Mii King's Luigi themed alarm clock rang with it's heavy chips as always. "BE ABUT LUGI" said Mii King. He then got out of bed and looked at his shiny dome. "y am i a balf like kiyou y mus good balten tung" said Mii King, as if speaking with a bowling ball sized tumor under his tongue. "Good morning sire, you're looking dapper as usual. I see you went with your faithful blue shirt and baseball cap, a classic." said a Miiverse admin. "..," said Mii King. "What's wrong your majesty? Are the users not being about Luigi?" said an admin. "no. thibs is moar impoarnt . i gott to win carf game tornament." said Mii King, bursting out the door.
Mii King had known about Shaq's Day Outsus for a while now, as the New Super Luigi U community kept talking about it, rather than Luigi, and he wanted to win the big tournament so they'd shut up. So he waltzed into Shaq's High School to see what the big deal is. "Welcome to the Shaq's Day Oustus tourney, how tough are ya." said Tylenol Cap. Mii King then proceeded to make baby Alolan La Croix noises until Tylenol Cap beat him up and threw him out because he didn't have any cards. "need carfs." Thought Mii King, as he then ran spastically around the school hallway for an hour until he ran into Shadow. "SHADOC GIME CARTS." said Mii King. "What are you doing here, you damn tuna roll, shouldn't you be back at my place practicing for the big game?" said Shadow. "bals game stupit. i leik cars game. gime cards." said Mii King.
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"Well I can hit you with a car if you don't get back to work." said Shadow. Mii King then screeched like a pair of conjoined Sheens when they feel seaweed touch their legs in a bathtub, thus indicating a fight. "WHOA, HEY EVERYONE COME LOOK! SHADOW'S ABOUT TO BEAT UP THAT LITTLE RETARDED KID!" said George, as a pair of babes were using his shoulders as booster seats. "What? I'm not gonna hit a tard." said Shadow. "OH MY GOD HE'S BEATING HIM TO DEATH!" said George, drawing in a crowd. "WOO! SMACK HIS NUTS!" said Sheen. Mii King then put on a pair of bass knuckles that said "Stay on Topic" on them. "HIT EM BABY! SHOW EM WHAT YOU GOT!" said Doc Louis, as he gave Mii King a pep talk. Shadow then began to sweat. "Am I really gonna do this?" Thought Shadow. "My money's on the one who looks like he'll shoot up the school pretty soon." said Boris.
"Chop chop boys, c'mon throw some punches! I'm getting bored... Maybe i'll call a teacher over.." said George. Mr. Cracker was already there, eating some Granola Bars that Eugene was making cash money by selling. Suddenly they were saved by the bell except it was the bell indicating the fight has to start. "This one's for Maria." said Shadow, pinching Mii King's nose and kneeing him in the stomach, winning the fight instantly. The crowd then fell silent. "Whoa, Shadow. I knew you were pretty edgy but holy fuck." said Lemo. "What the fuck Shadow, I thought you were better than this!" said Snas. "Alright Mr. Cracker, smack his nuts." said George. "Not like I have anything better to do." said Mr. Cracker bringing out the nut smacking stick as punishment for punching a tard. "ALRIGHT FINE!" said Shadow, tossing Mii King a sack. "Have your stupid cards, i'll even throw in a little welcome gift. Just tell him to let me go." said Shadow. "alwight gys let shadoc go. hes lerned his lson." said Mii King.
"You sure? I actually kinda wanted to smack his nuts." said Cracker. Mii King then walked back over to the group of OCs playing cards and Shadow walked in the other direction to recruit more members for the team.
