Shaq's Day Out: Mii King of Cards

I don't remember if I already used this image or not

As Mii King climbed aboard the Balloon/Casino along with Dylan, Tirefire, Tenpenny, and Teneshi, they found that everyone was there waiting for their arrival, just as Mii King said. But mostly because the Miiverse admins threatened to ban them if they didn't. Di Lung, Funky Kong, Dedede, Gaston, Mr, CYSDALP, Toby, Agolf, Toastar, Avery, Eugene, and several Miiverse Admins to make the crowd seem bigger cheered as they returned. "TUBULAR! Our Radical King of all things Shaq's Day Oustus has returned!" said Funky Kong striking a funky A-pose. "WOO HOO YEAH WOO HOO YEAH!" said several admins. "OH MY GOD ITS REALLY HIM!" said Agolf, throwing a burnt jew at Mii King. "Thank you random citizen!" said Mii King.

"Holy mother of shiny sharpedos! Did you really beat him and become the Shaq's Day Oustus King of the world?!" asked Toby. "OF COURSE I DID TOMMY VERCETTI!" said Mii King. "For the last time, it's Torstyn." said Thomas the tank lucario. "He was talking to me." said Toby, in an awkward volume that was too quiet to hear. "Uh, Mii King aren't you gonna tell em about Nolan?" said Tirefire before being interrupted by Gaston. "THREE CHEERS FOR MII KING! HIP HIP-" started Gaston. "Hoo ray." said that one Mario Maker youtuber before Gaston challenged him to a biting match and won by eating his ring finger, or his ringer for those of you who are reading this in Notrealistan. "HIP HIP-" continued Gaston. "Could you scoot down a little please?" said Mr, CYSDALP. "HIP HIeh whatever." said Gaston. "Please. Everyone you're making me blush! Sometimes I wish I weren't as hunky so my cheeks wouldn't do this. Thank Eddie I never have to play that awful card game ever again, that shit was so bad. Now then-" said Mii King, as an admin tappy toes tapped his cheeks.

"Yes? Can't you see i'm about to make a kingly proclamation here HMMM?" said Mii King. "Your hunkiness, I think what your new subjects have been trying to tell you is correct." said an admin. "What, that they're infinitely less hunky, about Luigi, and blue as I am?" said Mii King. "Yeaaah... and how that gay guy you were talking to earlier is using you for his personal affairs in Unnamed City by making up the whole tournament thing, and recruiting you for Shadow's basketball team. In fact i'm sure he's messing with other OCs similarly right now too." said an admin. Saying the name 'Shadow' suddenly reminded Mii King that he was under contract to play on Shadow's basketball team. "Well... I guess he DID get me this swanky chad voice... I should go check in with him to make it seem like I was practicing, AND to rub it in his little hedgehog face that I'm the undisputed Shaq's Day Oustus KING of the known universe!" said Mii King. "WHOEVER THE HELL DRIVES THIS THING! Take us to Shadow's House." said Mii King. "On it sire." said Whoever the hell was driving that thing. Whoever it was made sure to plug in the coordinates to the GPS which Jack Jackington 'lennt' to them. Lennt

One Equals Three transition later, Mii King and his Balloon/Casino crew docked on top (ic)
of Shadow's newly built castle. "WHAT?! SHADOW gets a castle but now ME?! WHAT THE HELL NOLAN?" yelled Mii King, throwing a rock at the red and black structure. Everyone inside then peered out the window. "MII KING YOUR BLACK!" said Sheen. "What about his black?" said Avery. "Where the Luigi is Shadow?" asked Mii King, trying to fit his meat ball head through a window. "He's actually recruiting Turner right now." said The Rock. Well that sucks. I was just coming here to pretend like I actually care about this thing for a few minutes before leaving again." said Mii King. "Just write him a note." Recommended Dutchy. "You're right, my hand writing isn't illegible anymore." said Mii King, writing Shadow a note in perfect cursive handwriting. "And what was that other thing I came here to say? Oh yeah. I AM THE SHAQ'S DAY OUSTUS KING OF THE UNIVERSE! YOU ALL SUCK AND IM THE BEST GET FRIGATONI 6 PEIXE CHUCKEN NUGGET WITH SMALL FRIE AKD CHOCOLATE SHAKE NO WHIPPE CREAM!" said Mii King. "Oh that's great." said Terry. "Yeah good for you man." said Chris, making his order out of donuts and coffee. "I love Shaq's Day Oustus so much." said Carl, using some cards to wipe llama manure off his cheeks.

"So yeah, you're gay." said Mii King, as he then danced to penis music. "The king requireth you inform Shadow of this visit and that his invitation to the game of orange balls and black people has been humbly accepted. No guarantee he'll show up, I just had to say that." said an admin, reading off some sort of scroll. "Yea u rite." said John, taking his toilet paper roll back. "HA! That was a really good poop joke guys good job." said Toby, who found it unironically funny. "Wait a minute is that a pool table." said Mii King, before Snas then walked in and made it all meaty. "Alright I was lying before but now I might actually come back." said Mii King. "AHEM? Sire I do believe you had business with a certain faggot to attend to?" said an admin. "Okay fine let's get the fuck outta here." said Mii King as the Balloon/Casino then did a U-turn towards the school for the big showdown.