Basically the "King Knight" of Shaq's Day Out. This is a Prequel that happens right before the events of Shaq's Day Out and Kretmi of Shadows, and at the same time as Shadow of Torment. He may be irrelevant now, but let's take a trip back to the day...
Mii King and Sans were getting read to have a meaty meaty meaty game of Shaq's Day Oustus. "Let's get right into it then, glass bones jones." said Mii King, laying down a card with some of his drool on it. "Not if I have anything to say about it, and I DO!" said Sans, putting a used tissue on the board. This went on for roughly 14 minutes before the board was finally starting to fill up, meaning a winner would be declared soon. "Imagine sweating." said Sans. "Shut up idiot I can hear your bones rattling with nervousness." said Mii King. One turn later, it was extremely clear that Sans had won fair and square, so Mii King smashed his head with a Megalo Mart brand square. "Hey, nice job Mii King, you won!" said Dylan. "I did? WOOOOOOOOOO! I AM THE SHAQS DAY OUSTUS KING OF THE WHOLE ASS WORLD! BOW TO ME PEASANTS!" said Mii King, shaking what his mama gave him, a packed bologna sandwich with mayonnaise.
"I'm a winner see my prize, you're a loser who sits and cries! HHHHHAA!" said Mii King, rubbing in sans' square shaped face. "I'm the beeest I'm the beeeest I'm the beeest-" "MII KING! WOULD YOU FUCK OFF WITH THAT THING, PLEASE?!" Yelled Sans. "What do YOU want you big baby loser?" asked Mii King. "IM NOT THE REAL SHAQS DAY OUSTUS KING!" said Sans. "Hohoho- What? Well duh, I am now." said Mii King. "I never was, heheheh." said Sans. "Well it would make sense considering how much you suck at the game." said Mii King. "NOLAN! Get in here and explain to this dumbass." said Sans.
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Nolan then walked in like a tricycle with only one wheel and two flat tires. "Okay guys it's time for Nolan's gay fact of the day! I'm your host, Nolan! Alright guys today's fact is drumroll please..." said Nolan. "Wow I didn't know that drumroll please thanks for sharing." said Mii King. "SHHHHH." said Sans. "Yeah, the Shaq's Day Oustus tournament thing was a total sham, created by none other than, bitch you guessed it, ME! You see, I'm creating a team of only the very best to take on those Unnamed City kids that keep blowing up every high school in the country. WHY can't they just RP seriously like everyone else?" said Mii King. "So what you're saying is that EASTER BUNNY STARTED GLOBAL WARMING?!" said Mii King. "I didn't think you'd understand. Which is why I brought a friend along to 'test your strength.'" said Nolan, as buff scrappy entered the room. "Fuck, I'm actually gonna have to use real combat in this story?" thought Mii King as Scrappy running at him like in the 1990s.
"YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" said Mii King, grabbing Tostitos and using him as a meat shield. "OH HO MY BACK." said Turkmenistan as he was torn to shreds. "Quick someone pass me the square." said Mii King. "Here." said Scrappy, politely handing it to him. "Thanks. BOP!" said Mii King, bopping Scrappy's top part of his body. "Oh yeah? Maybe it's time I jumped into the Frey." said Sans, summoning some bone cancer. Mii King then punched him lightly, causing him to have a heart attack. "I think I'm having a heart attack." said Sans. "WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!" said Mii King. "I guess the whole 'easiest enemy does in one hit' thing wasn't a lie after all." said Tirefire. Dylan then pulled out a Tomislav and began unloading on Scrappy. "Fug, I'd better get this sans guy to a hospital, or not because heart attacks don't hurt." said Scrappy, making a run for it. "Oh so now you're SCARED of Mii King?" said Mii King.
"Oh GREAT. Now we're short a member..." said Toe. "This school sucks, I'm transferring to Unnamed City." said Dylan. "Me too." said Tirefire. "Wait, so if that guy was a fake, then that would make the second best one of you the REAL king?" said Mii King. "Dude, didn't you hear that homo guy? He said the whole contest was a scam." said Tirefire. "I'M the best, not that it matters." said Dylan. "Oh okay and I beat you so I'm the Shaqs Day Oustus King of the Universe, I WON!" said Mii King. "Yeah... well either way I think we should probably stop Nolan, he's actin a fool again." said Tirefire. "Yeah, can't have him destroying the school we're transferring too." said Teneshi. Mii King, who wasn't even slightly listening chimed in. "Huzzah! You guys shall be the newest subjects in my crew. Let's get back to my airship where they are awaiting my return to give me praise, compliments, and choccy milk!" said Mii King. "Sweet, Mii Kong's got transportation covered. Now let's go kick some Nolan ass!" said Teneshi. Teneshi, Tirefire, Dylan, and Tonedeaf then headed outside and all rode on Taiga the lucario as he used his up-b to get them to the ship.
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And so, Mii King "defeated the third and final Shaq's Day Oustus King." As they flew through the sky back toward the Balloon/Casino, Dylan, Tirefire, Toblerone, and Dylan explained to Mii King that Nolan was making a fool out of him and that they needed to find him and put a stop to his evil plans. Mii King could not grasp the gravity of the situation.
