Basically the "King Knight" of Shaq's Day Out. This is a Prequel that happens right before the events of Shaq's Day Out and Kretmi of Shadows, and at the same time as Shadow of Torment. He may be irrelevant now, but let's take a trip back to the day...
"getlmnen." said Mii King, striding over to the group. "Can we help you?" said Avery. "Care for some money?" said Bergdin. "Or some Granola?" said Eugene the Genie. "Huah-Hmph." said Toastar. Mii King simply took out his deck of Shaq's Day Outstus cards. "Ah, so you want to battle us in a good old fashioned Shaq's Day Oustus game?" said Avery. "You should probably know that we ARE the the Shaq's Day Oustus club, so we're pretty good." said Bergdin. "jurry up" said Mii King. "Alrighty then Eager McBeaver, let's play." said Eugene, pulling out his deck of granola bar encrusted playing cards.
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Mii King beat Eugene fair and square after a few second shaped minutes. "Give me a shot. Eugene didn't use his Trump card." said Avery, immediately using his Donald Trump card. Mii King immediately used his Teneshi card to gem sweep the fuck out of Avery. "Wait hold on I can still recover." said Avery, pulling out some random anime trading card. "pft casaul." said Mii King, looking around for the next contender. "Hmph, pass the salt." said Toastar, who also got coconut creamed.
"Holy mother of Eddie this guy's good." said Avery. "Nobody's nothin until they've beaten me. Not to boast, but i'm the best one of the group." said Bergdin. "Well yeah, because you bribe us to lose on purpose." said Eugene. "Ha, good one Eugene! (Psst. Mii King. I'll give you Ten thousand dollars if you let me win.)" said Bergdin Mii King then proceeded to ignore him and win the game. Everyone surprisingly took it pretty well and congratulated Mii King. "YOU'RE THE BEST PLAYER EVER!" said Toastar. "Well I don't know about that, but I'd say you're pretty good for a rookie." said Avery. "Maybe even good enough to beat the Shaq's Day Oustus king of our school." said Eugene. This immediately caught Mii King's attention. "kong ??" said Mii King. "Yeah, he's in another class right now but you could try and catch him during lunch." said Bergdin.
Mii King decided he would do something else for a few hours until lunch. He also decided he would steal Bergdin's Balloon/Casino and make it into his own personal flying machine. The Miiverse Admins and Mii King just kinda chilled and watched Killer Bean a few times until 12:40. "linch tim." said Mii King. "Your majesty." said an admin on a flying carpet like Gwonam. "I think it would be best if you used that thing that Shadow gave you. "butt whatt it-" started Mii King before the admin shoved the device in his mouth.
"....HEY! What's the big idea?" said Mii King. "Wait a second... what's wrong with my voice? Why do I have such a chadly voice! And no spelling mistakes?! I command you to take this thing off me at once!" said Mii King. "Yeah, please never take that thing off." said the admin, pushing Mii King off the Balloon/Casino.
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"OOMPH!" said Mii King, as he face planted back at Shaq's High School. "HELLO EVERYBODY MII KING!" said Mii King with his new Markiplier sounding voice. "Now then... Time to find the Cafeteria, or wherever this Shaq's Day Oustus 'King' may be." said Mii King, surfing the halls like a sine wave. "Ah! The smell of soggy pasta and under-cooked chicken beckons my name!" Thought Mii King, shoulder bashing his way towards the cafeteria doors. He was just about there until he was stopped in his tracks. "PUPPY POWER!" said an unmistakable voice. "LIVE ACTION BUFF SCRAPPY DOO? I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!" Screeched MK, making a mad lad dash away from there. "SCRAPPY DAPPY DOO!" said Buff Scrappy, barreling towards him.
"QUICKLY IN HERE!" he said to himself. Mii King jumped into a closet and nailed the door shut behind him. His shiny dimmadome of a head then pressed a button which took him to Kretmi's secret laboratory. "What the scallops? How'd you get in here?" said Kretmi. "Man, you've got to help! There's a Buff Live Action Scrappy Doo who's gonna kick my butt!" said Mii King. "Kick your butt? And where did my Chad Voicinator 9001 go?" said Kretmi. "HEPP!" said Mii King. "Alright, Ok, I think I can help with your little endeavor... under certain circumcisions..." said Kretmi. "What are they you green gook." said Mii King. "Beat me in a game of Shaq's Day Oustus!" said Kretmi, devilishly. "I knew it somehow." said Mii King. "Well it IS the gimmick of the story you know." said Kretmi, as the two engaged in Ousting.
Kretmi's Kretamine enhanced deck gave him a slight advantage, but luckily Mii King's Stoney the Stoner card succed up all the Kretamine instantly off the board. Not to mention he used his PK Fire to light not only his cigarette, but a fourth of Mii King's deck on fire. "Good thing there are no fire alarms in here." said Kretmi. "Good thing you suck at this game, so the cheating barely effected my play. CHECKMATE! You greasy toad." said Mii Knig. "Arr... ya got me." said Kretmi. "Here, take some Kretamine. In small doses it actually works miracles, including making Scrappy his normal size. But in LARGE doses hohoho... let me tell you my friend... do NOT take large doses of Kretamine in a nursing home." said Kretmi. "Oh yeah? and why not." said Mii King, causing Kretmi to instantly kick him out of his home.
"Alrighto then. EAT KETAMINE YOU DISGUSTING BROWN CREATURE!" said Mii King, giving some to the Scrappy Dapper Doggy Dawg. "zzz." said Scrappy in his normal attire. "DELICIOUS! Now I can head to the Cafeteria no problemo." said Mii King, waltzing in. Lunch time had ended 13 minutes ago however, so the Shaq's Day Oustus king of the school was in his next class. "Well, tartar sauce." said Mii King, as the story cut to a commercial break.
