"Jacob omg please you need to calm down!" Typical Hannah. She never thinks I can handle myself.
"Jacob I'm serious you better not act like this on Friday when you meet Tucker."
"RRRRRUUUUUH BRUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!" I responded.
"JACOB WTF" Hannah and Isabel screamed in unison. I, am high. But that doesn't mean that I can't be calm or ~vibey~ or whatever. I have full confidence that I will be just fine when I meet Tucker.
Tucker is a Phi Delt. Well, he's kind of THE Phi Delt. He's so cool that his brothers even call him their "Phi-Daddy". And all the Zeta's call him "Daddy Tucker". Well let me tell you, this winter break, this daddy has NO idea what he's going to be tucking ;).
I decide to speak up after my outburst. "Okay but I promise that I'll be on my best behavior when we pick up the Baby Yoda sweatshirts."
"You promise?"
"Hannah you know me! I'd never embarrass myself in front of some dick!"
That statement, through and through, was one of the most inaccurate ever spoken.
