Last week, hannah was telling me about some ZTA barbecue event she had to go to, but to be honest i wasn't really paying attention because i was eating a burrito. All i really knew was that there was a barbecue and diego and i were going as her guests. I wish I had paid more attention to what she was saying because i didn't know that the Phi Delts were going to be there. If I'd known i could possibly run into Tucker i would've put on more than just a t-shirt and shorts... or i at least would've worn my lulu shorts. But nonetheless, here i am, a mess.
"Hannah i'm gonna kill you"
"you trippin b! it's just a bbq!"
"yeah with the PHI DELTS!"
"speaking of which, here come all of the chaotic ones now."
first there was roberto. roberto was tall and skinny, kind of in the way that a green bean is. i don't like green beans much but roberto is alright. i caught diego staring at him as he swaggered in to the barbecue but decided not to address it. for now.
after roberto came amjed. amjed was a notorious name around campus, downtown, and 7th street especially. you see, hannah told me that amjed punched a girl out at the bar a couple weeks ago, so naturally i made an edit of him behind bars.
next was joe. joe seems like the kind of guy who would fuck you on the first date with his big greasy dick, kill you, and then cry about how all girls are the same. according to hannah, i was right. duly noted.
and right behind joe was the most chaotic being to ever walk greek row. jered kerby.
i heard a hissing noise over my shoulder and turned around to see sydney morphing into sydneybelle.
"AYE NOT HEER SIDNAY!" Hannah said, suddenly Essex.
HISSSSSSS "I can't help it hannah,,, the sight of him makes me so ANGRY" Sydneybelle said, filled with rage.
"YA GOT TE CALM DOWERN SIDNAY!" hannah (essex) said. "GIRLS HELP MEH GET ER TO THE HOURSE!"
instantly, diego and I help hannah drag sydney into the ZTA house. As sydney began to calm down, diego began asking questions.
"girlll i know i ain't trippin someone better start talking!! now!!!! who is sydneybelle?"
hannah takes a hesitant breath. "well", she starts, "sometimes sydney can't control her anger. sometimes it gets really bad and she becomes this... this ethereal being we've deemed "Sydneybelle". She is powerful and she's very hard to stop and it's important that we keep the Phi delts in the dark about this"
"oh my god what the fuck?" diego gasped.
"but diego there's more. you see, it's not just a sydneybelle, there's... it's more complicated then that. you see, there's a whole family of -belle's. there's sydneybelle, hannahbelle, isabel-belle, jacobelle, and..." her pause seemed to linger forever. "and diegobelle".
Diego literally had a seizure.
