Today was the day. I was finally going to meet THE Tucker "Chive On" Phi Delt. I could not believe it. I had picked out my favorite crew neck and jeans and put on my new chunky Filas, and now i was searching for my trusty beanie. Yeah you know those fuckin vibes. I wanted to make sure i looked my absolute best for this occasion because, who knows, this could be a turning point in my life.
BZZZZ
- hannahbelle😳 iMessage
hey fat bitch i'm otw are you
almost ready
yes whore i look good af😌💅🏻 ready to meet tucker🤪
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"omg i'm gonna nut"
"jacob you haven't even put your seatbelt on yet" isabel rolled her eyes. hater.
"Girl i'm just excited to meet tucker!"
"yeah but you could at least hide your wicked boner" Hannah was right. I needed to come up with something, and quickly. I decided the best thing to do was Google "yourgirlfriend22 memes" and it "lit rally" worked like a charm luv. I put down my phone as we drove past the Masonic Temple on Fielder. "You guys," I said, "can we listen to some sexy music so i get in the right mood?"
Isabel gives hannah that look (you know the look) and plays "Rules" by Doja Cat. As i pussy-stomped across the backseat of hannah's toyota, she pulled in really fast to Tucker's driveway. "Are you ready? Imma text him"
A minute goes by. Then another, then another. What's taking him so long? is he nervous to meet me too? Finally, he comes out.
"Hey" Tucker says.
"AHHHHHHEKENWBSHDIDISH" go my heart. he was beautiful and i don't just mean beautiful. he was like the first time you rolled a blunt all by yourself beautiful.
"Ya hey" Hannah responds.
"Here's like, your sweatshirts or whatever" Tucker said smoothly. His voice was SO sexy.
"K thanks girl!" Hannah screamed for some reason. "Do you wanna spark up real quick?"
"Yeah sure i got like, time or whatever"
Isabel pulls the blunt out of her pussy? and then Tucker makes a weird face.
"I rolled it!" I say enthusiastically. Tucker looks hesitant at first, but then looks back and me and says "Blunts? I love blunts"
After a few hits and a few Kiki's, it feels like we're all really clicking.
"jdndnmddk omg you know what would be perfect? if we did this again with sydney and the madi's and diego! imma facetime them"
"i don't know what, like, that first thing you said was, but okay" Tucker says as he hands the blunt to me.
"Hannahbelle quit acting up!" Isabel screams.
"Oh hannahbelle? is that what hannahs like, short for or whatever?" Tucker asks.
Oh, Tucker, you big silly boy.
