Okay well not literally but he do be bugging though. It took him awhile to grasp the gravity of the situation.
"What do you mean i'm possessed? bitch you possessed!" Diego screamed at hannah.
"babes... you need to calm down luv"
"If this bitch keeps talking like she's a Love Island girl i'm gonna lose it." Diego said.
"Let's just all go back outside and worry about the haunting of hannah noelle later!" Sydney, being the voice of reason, easily convinced us that she was right.
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As we renter the barbecue, tucker approaches us. for some reason he was doing that pamela anderson, dripping wet bay watch run, but that might've just been in my head.
"Well hello there sexy may i have a lick?" I said without thinking. I feel hannahbelle staring daggers into my soul.
"What?" Tucker says (he's easily confused).
"Yeah what the fuck?"
The barbecue falls dead silent. everyone turns their heads to see her standing right behind me. I felt the air get deathly chilly, which was weird considering it was early September in Texas. As i turned around i saw her in all her glory. Ashleigh. Marie. Baxter. The bitch herself has arrived.
"Oh hey girl what's up? it's been so long!" i say. i was scrambling to do ANYTHING to distract her from the homo shit i just said. I begin panicking as i see her disgruntled face. All of a sudden i'm having 'Nam flashbacks of ashleigh talking about "adam and eve" and some guy named steve who adam cheated with or something.
"Jacob i can't believe this. i thought you would've grown out of your gay phase by now. I could maybe tolerate this behavior on a normal day, but not today and not here. Today is the first day of Christian Girl Autumn and i will not be having you defile the good name of the ZTA house with this faggotry!" aaaaand the bomb hits.
Now usually i would've snatched a bitch by her roots if she were to speak to me like that, but today i didn't have to. Before i could even respond to her nonsense, Tucker chimed in.
"Whooooooah man that's not cool! Gay is okay in my book."
Everyone at the barbecue begins screaming and cheering for tucker and the awesome truth bomb he just dropped. But what happened next is what really got the crowd going. As ashleigh stared on, dumbfounded, tucker leaned down and kissed me HARD. I heard that as soon as our lips met, ashleigh disintegrated and the wind blew her dust away but to be honest, my mind was in the gutter because i was making out with TUCKER!
"That girl? Sucks." Tucker said after pulling away from the kiss.
"Yeah she's a big fat PFFFFFFFT" Sydney says with a big thumbs down.
"Well let's not let her ruin our fun! We still have a whole after party to get to!" The Madi's scream in unison.
"Afterparty?" I said, looking at tucker.
"Yeah do you like, wanna come later?" he said.
Oh i'm gonna come alright...
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The after party was everything and i mean everything. The Phi Delts really went all out when it came to parties. [ A/N: i was gonna write a great gatsby-esque description of the the decorations but let's just save all of us the pain and skip to the meat of the story 🤣]
This after party was unlike anything i had ever experienced before. drink we're being spilled left and right, zeta asscheeks were twerking to and fro. it was utter chaos and i loved it.
"do you like, party a lot?" tucker screamed over the music.
"not really" i said, trying not to come off desperate or try hard.
"Aw that's no, like, fun!" Tucker says.
Who knows, maybe now i'll have a reason to party...
