🌕 || Oneliners ; Crack || 🌕
I. ❝Why is there a heap of bones on fire outside the dorms...? Aha... Why do you ask?❞
II. ❝It's not possible to hate someone who has this much finesse.❞
III. ❝Yes, that's Anaconda in my search history - Nicki Minaj is a bad bitch, what're you gonna do about it?❞
IV. ❝Get that silver away from me right now or so help me I will boil your spleen and feed it to piece by piece.❞
V. ❝No, I don't want to go on a bike ride with you- Why? You straddle it and something hard goes between your legs, that's gay- And I'm not gay.❞
🌕 || Oneliners ; Miscellaneous / fluff || 🌕
I. ❝Hey- Have you seen any sheet music lying around this damn place anywhere?❞
II. ❝When I look at you, the first thing I think of is literal sunshine. It's annoying as fuck.❞
III. ❝My claws are for tearing villains to shreds - not for you to paint damn patterns on. No.❞
IV. ❝Yes, I heard all that racket from your room at two in the fucking morning- What the fuck were you doing?!❞
V. ❝Wake up? Fuck that, I just fell asleep, screw off.❞
🌕 || Semi-lit ; Fluff - For romance or friendship || 🌕
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It was fairly late evening, and most students had retreated to their dorms, beginning to head off to sleep, or simply retire for the evening. However, Ichiro was not doing the same. As (character) passed through the common room, they were met with the sight of the wolf boy having practically taken over the common room, a blanket nest formed on the couch he'd taken over, snacks laid out on the coffee table, and a stack of old-timey horror movies beside the TV.
(character) decides to...
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(Character) had been unable to sleep, for whatever reason that may have been. It was late at night, and they had left their room to get a drink of water from the kitchen. Snapping the kitchen light on they may have been surprised (or not) to find the wolf boy already perched up on the counter, energy drink in hand. He paused, as if caught red handed, eyes darting to (character).
❝Uh... (Character)... What are you doing awake?❞
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The rain had been pouring down for most of the day, it was dark, cloudy, and generally miserable. Unfortunately enough, (character) had been called back by 2-A's homeroom teacher for some extra help with quirk control, thus they were to return to the dorms later than everyone else. Though, conveniently, they had left their umbrella back at the dorms, meaning they had no choice but to trek back to the dorms through the pouring rain. Waiting out the front of the dorm when they did return, however, was Ichiro, under the shelter.
❝Jesus- You look like a drowned rat.❞
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