does anyone know how to work twitter?

peter is a disaster bi (among other things)

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Private Message
harley? and beter

harley?: hey hey hey hey

harley?: guess what

beter: what did you do??

harley?: what?

harley?: why do you assume i did something wrong?

beter: it's kind of your trademark

harley?: rude

harley?: anyways.

harley?: i'm moving into stark towers

beter: f i n a l l y

beter: how long will you be staying?

harley?: uh, forever, i think? if tony doesn't kick me out sooner

beter: chill chill chill

beter: wait what about your mom and abby?

harley?: mom wants abby to stay with her at least until she's out of high school

beter: you're not even out of high school???

harley?: shhhhhhh

harley?: also i'm enrolling at midtown so she's okay with it

beter: fucking YEET

beter: so you're moving in with Mr. Stark?

harley?: why do you still call him that?

beter: lmao it makes him feel old

harley?: nice

beter: i'm also still upset with him for 10:30 curfew

harley?: why do you even need a curfew?

harley?: it's not like you're gonna get in trouble while at ned's

beter: haha

beter: yes

beter: anyways, when are you coming?

harley?: thursday

beter: harley, that's t o m o r r o w

harley?: your point?

beter: yeah that's fair

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mj @yourenotallowed
@beterbarker you're late for decathlon. get here before i make flash replace you.

beter @beterbarker
@yournotallowed hold on just a couple of minutes i'm a little busy.

flash @toofastforyou
@beterbarker i stg hurry up i can't handle anymore of ned and mj

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Team Red Updates! @trupdates
Spiderman, Deadpool, and Daredevil were just seen fighting against the Taskmaster. Make sure to steer clear of Canal street on your daily commute!

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"Hey, Karen? Could you send a message to "spiderlings" saying Flash will have to fill in for me during decathlon today?" Peter shouted over Wade's yelling.

"Wow, what a nerd!"

"Shut up, Wade!"

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Group Message to "spiderlings"
"mj" and "May the force be with you" and "flash" and "beter"

beter: okay flash you're gonna have to fill in for decathlon today