So I thought I do this for all of my fanfics and bc of bored of writing long chapters and stuff so here we go:
Myoi: *coughs*
Hope: riiiIIICOLAAAA
Natsu: dad can you sing?
Muzan: why would I sing?
Natsu: because you look like Michael Jackson!
Muzan:
June: I said no
Danki: you can't stop me
June: *starts crying out of frustration*
Danki: waiT DONT CRY 🥺
Kazumi: *steps on a ladybug on accident*
Kazumi: oh....
Kazumi: *cries*
Muzan: we should have another kid
June: that'll be the day pigs fly
Myoi: can you bring me some fruit?
Danki: strawberries or blueberries?
Myoi: blueberries
Danki: sugar free or nonfat?
Myoi: doesn't matter to me
Danki: sweet or sour?
Myoi: oh my god
Danki: hard or soft blueberries?
Myoi: *tries to drown herself in the pond*
Hope: dude!
Kazumi: dude?
Natsu: dude?
Muzan: I am not your friends
Myoi: he's right guys
Muzan: thank you My-
Danki: he's more like a deadbeat
June: I learned something new today!
Natsu: what is it mom?
June: nah fam, you're a whole cap if you think imma tell you, you tripping folks, on da gang
Muzan, before children: lemme grab that squishy butt there baby ;)
Muzan, after children: sex? idk her
Anyways hope your holidays are the best and you all stay safe! Happy holidays everyone and I love you 💗
