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ok, so there are like 4 different parts of my brain, the sensible me, the crazy me, the sexy me, and the fat ass lazy me.

The most boring is the sensible one who I have just now named Anderson. Anderson is no fun, he;s the part of me that says, you shouldn't eat that! or you should clean your room! Le typical fight with him:

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bold equals me

normal equals anderson

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SODAAAAAA!

that's unhealthy!

oh shut up

no! too much sugar!

(drinks soda)

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The second part of me is the crazy part now named Taco, taco is the side of me that argues with anderson and goes along with me eating pounds of candy. Our gang up on anderson:

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me bold

anderson normal

taco italics

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you want candy

YEAH I DO!

no you don't

(both) YEAH I/SHE DOES!!!!!

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The third part of me is the sexy me, shes now named shakiratalicowa (i have no idea) she's the side of me that refuses to do anything but drool at boys and put on make up. Luckily the force is weak with this one. I hate her and refuse to speak to her, she has been shut down but sometimes she shows.

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no argument, i just slap myself to get her to shut it

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The fourth and worst part of me is the fat ass lazy part who is now named fartyrant. fartyrant tells me to do stupid stuff and drink soda to be lazy. For example:

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bold is me

itlalics and bold is fartyrant

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go ahead, go to sleep with a ponytail in your hair that's been there for 2 days, it'll be fine!

really? ok than...

NEXT DAY

(crazy wacko hair) fartyrant you liar!!!

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