Kyle's pov
I went home after school (no shit sherlock)
My mom was cleaning the kitchen
"How was school bubby?"
" Good" I replied, already heading to my room.
In my room I thought deeply about whether or not cartman could possibly be gay.
"Nah" I decided.
"Unless"
I texted kenny.
Kyle: where did you hear it
Kenny: hear what
Kyle: CARTMAN'S GAYNESS
Kenny: butters
Kyle: ok thx
Kenny: .... Ur welcome?
I texted butters.
Kyle: BUTTERS WTF
Butters: oh my am I in trouble
Kyle : what makes you say cartman's gay???
Butters: he told me because I'm a loser so no one would believe me
Kyle: I don't believe you WAIT OMG SO IT'S TRUE!!!
Butters: please don't tell him pleeeaaase
Kyle: I won't
Butters: thank God
Kyle: IF!
Butters: OH NO
Kyle: did he say anything else
Butters: yes
Kyle: like?
Butters: I CAN'T TELL YOU
Kyle: WHY NOT
Butters: oh dear I've said too much I have to go!!!
Kyle: BUTTERS!!
Kyle: HELLO!?
He didn't respond
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blind (kyman)
FanfictionRAPE WARNING!!!!!! I actually don't remember much about south park and I'm only on season four this may not be accurate and if you spoil shit I will fucking obliterate your balls and if your a girl say goodbye to your boobs lol this shows what kind...
