blind (kyman)

so what if i did

Cartman's pov

An angry Kenny approached me.😠

"Did you rape kyle?" He asked slowly.

"So what if I did"

"WHY!?"

"It was either that or get him drunk so he would've given consent!"

" One: you should've went with the latter dumbass! Two: why do you want to fuck him"

"Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to fuck your crush"

"Ehhhhhh I'm Kenny mcfuckincormic what's your excuse fatass!?"

" I'm in love Kahl Broflovski that's my excuse"

"Oh. My. God." I heard Stan say from behind me.

I whirled around.

"H-how much of that did you hear" I blushed and saw the smirk on kenny's face.

"Just th-that last thing..." Stan whispered

" GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DIDN'T YOU HEAR ANYTHING ELSE"

"No?" Stan muttered "why"

"DAMMIT STAN"

I smiled widely at Kenny "sorry buddy not today"

Kyle walked by he was talking with butters.

"Kahl come here"

"Hey fatass"

"Never told me what happened to you" I smiled as Kenny and Butters growled softly.

"you never asked"

"Wanna hang out Jew"

" Sure? "

"NO! We're busy" butters snarled

" Oof someone has sand in their vagina~"

"You don't need to hang out with him" butters growled.

"WHY NOT!?" I acted innocent .

"You know why fuck face!" Kenny yelled.

"WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT'S ALL THIS EVEN ABOUT" Kyle screamed

"Nothin-"

"YOU NEED TO TURN YOURSELF IN FATASS!" Kenny yelled

"HAH NO WAY"

"Why won't you turn yourself in? What did you do cartman!?" Stan asked, concerned.

" did you do something " Kyle asked nervously.

"S-so what if I did"