Fears and Claws

A Fashionable Disaster

Heads up Marichat and Ladynoir!!!!!!! Don't die! But not this chapter

Mari POV:

A girl dressed in black and white polka dotted dress screamed. "DIE LILA!" I sigh and mutter. "Do we have to save her?" I butter as Lila runs from in a akuma. " What did you just say?" Chat said cocking an eyebrow.

"Nothing. Just that we need to save Lila."  I say in a fake sweet tone. I turn around to see a girl dressed in black-and-white glaring down at us. "Give me your miraculous and I'll rid the world of this horrible being." She snaps as I silently pray that that actually happens. I throw my yo-yo at a nearby pole and say. "As much as she hurt you we don't want to be the worse of ourselves. So I'm going to decline that request and have to save you from making a big mistake." Lila silently screams for help.

Chat only rolls with pun. "I don't know M'Lady but that was a fashionable mono-claw you put there. I'm  impurressed." I groan as he continues to talk and gets caught guard. (I take credit for each pun I make so don't pun-ish me for making grr-eatness)

The girl throws a beam of purple at Chat and now he's wearing what looks like a sparkly green prom dress. I giggle as I dodge a beam of light. "You know you would look great in that if you were a girl." I then turn towards the girl and see that she's holding a large Bobby pin. " I think I could be a great pretty model I mean girl." Chat flirts as I sigh and call on to my Lucky Charm. I look around and see a light pole, Chat's Cataclysm, and his dress.

"Hey what would you say if I destroyed the that dress Chat." Chat pretended to act offended. "Not the dress!" The girl actually screams. "NO NOT THE DRESS! YOU MONSTER!" I nod my head and Chat uses Cataclysm and touches the light pole which knocks the Bobby pin out of her hand. I run over and snap it in half.

(Sry for taking so long. )