•°•°•BNHA One-Shots•°•°•

1-A - Fuck You Mineta

@ mineta nation (f y'all exist and/or are reading this) the title kinda tells it all really.

Also warning there's mineta being mineta in this soooo..... yeah. Lmao

Also homophobia warning,,, mineta is a kleine scheiße further in and uses homophobic language, it'll be marked out by

!!!!!CONTENT WARNING!!!!!

and

!!!!!CONTENT WARNING OVER!!!!!

before and after it for anyone affected. Theres insinuated and mentioned homophobia afterwards, but no homophobic language used, so that isn't marked.

The !!!!! basically means homophobia/ trigger warning, hope that it is useful for anyone that homophobia is triggering/ overly offensive to :)

ON WITH THE ONESHOT

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"Kaminari, haven't you ever wanted to touch Yaoyorozu's booborozus?"

"Mineta, I'm gay."

"I know, but s t i l l."

"I'm v e r y gay, Mineta. The thought has literally never crossed my mind."

"Sure, sure, you like dick, we all know. But how have you not ever wanted to touc-"

"Mineta. For the last time, I have never wanted to touch Yaomomo's tits."

"I don't believe you."

"Umm... Okay? Your loss I guess?" With that, Kaminari walked off, irritated at the grape he called his friend. Mineta was still drooling over the thought of touching Yaoyorozu's chest, and other parts. An idea popped into his mind. But, nobody would agree if he suggested it. He had to try and get someone else to do it.

Who would the others trust?

Hmm...

"Hey, Iida!" The blue-haired boy turned around at the call of his name, putting his pencil down from doing his homework and standing up from the common room table.

"What is it, Mineta? Do you need help with your homework?"

"Nope, I have an idea."

"What is it?"

"How about, we all go to UA pool! I want to-"

"Mineta, if this is some sort of scheme that I don't want to think about, then-"

"No, no, it's definitely not. What do you take me for?" the grape joked. "It's... It's for training! Yeah, swimming is great for endurance training and for working the muscles."

"Hmm... true... Okay, sure! I'll ask Aizawa if we can go tomorrow?"

"Do you think he would let us now?"

"I doubt it, but I can ask?" Perfect

"Yes! Please," Mineta replied before darting off to his room to grab his trunks and other... equipment.

As the purple-haired boy returned to the common room, he saw Iida entering with Aizawa.

"Class, it has been suggested to me that you all use the school pool. If you promise to behave yourselves," as he said this he looked towards the Bakusquad, "then it's yours for as long as you need it today."