Ayame (OHSHC)

Give me the 411

"So haruhi..." I say sitting up in the nurses office bed, "I was out for a couple hours, what did I miss."

"Didn't your brother and the host club inform you?" Haruhi asks from the chair she was sitting on,"They were with you for like... 2 and a half hours."

"Yeah," I sigh, "but you know... they don't, well you know."

Haruhi thinks for a moment and shrugs,"Yeah, you're right."

"Thank you," I say smirking,"now what's the 411 sister, give me the details."

"Honestly Ayame," Haruhi smiles shaking her head, "Okay, so we find out that one of our regular customers, Kanako Kasugazaki, one of the few that skips from host to host regularly, is having trouble with her fiancé, Toru Suzushima. So Tamika and tweedle dum and tweedle dee cook up a plan to help them reunite at the upcoming Dance Party that they were planning on having."

"I missed a dance!" I yell out angrily.

"Yeah, that's what I said."

"God Dammit! Okay continue."

"Right.... as part of the club's plan, they made me dress up as a girl... or well girly since I'm technically a girl. Anyway I approached Toru in a darkened classroom, pretending to be an admirer. Toru tells me he's flattered but that he cares for someone else and is leaving Japan to study abroad to better himself for her sake. Kanako finds us together and flees, in tears. Toru catches up to her and they reaffirm their feelings for one another. At the end of the party, a "queen" is chosen to receive a kiss on the cheek from Tamaki. However, just as Kanako is chosen as the queen, Hikaru and Kaoru announce that I will be giving the kiss."

"Dammit! The things I miss while I'm unconscious- I mean come on! I was only out for a couple hours!!"

"Okay so Tamaki realizes this will be my first kiss and runs to stop me and the idiot accidentally pushes me, instead. Sooo I end up kissing Kanako on the lips, embarrassing both of us."

"Haruhi!"

"I know," Haurhi says with a big sigh like 'what are you going to do', " but Kanako's fiancee, Toru, decides that the kiss does not count and all is well. Except that Tamikie the giant idiot causes me to lose my first kiss."

"Wow," I tell her," sooo did you meet my brother Akio?"

"Yeah I did, he never left your side unless we forced him to leave."

"Okay... did he talk to you about anything?"

"Yeah," Haruhi says as she sits up a little straighter in the chair next to my bed and looks at me straight in the eye," your brother told me about your dad... and a few other stuff."

"Oh, he did?" I ask her hesitantly.

"Yeah and I have one thing to say to that," She tells me.

"What's that?"

"Now I have a whole list of people's asses I need to kick. Starting with your dad and ending with Hiro." 

I start to laugh and my worries of what Haruhi might think of me fly away, now seeming silly. 

"D-did he tell anyone else?" I ask her between giggles.

"Yeah," she says giving me a look, " he also told Kyoyou and Mori."

"Really," I say sobering up and thinking of what will happen once I'm alone with Kyoua and Mori, will they treat me different, will they tell? Sensing my internal battle Haruhi digs into her school bag that was resting next to the chair and pulls out a pen and paper.

"Wait, what are you doing?" I ask her as her furious scribbling on the paper interrupts my thoughts.

"I'm adding Kyouya and Mori to my possible ass kicking list." Haruhi says seriously.

As she continues to write on the paper I start laughing all over again allowing my worries about what the others will think of my terrible secret fly away.

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After Haruhi left me to go accomplish her host club duties my brother stopped by to help me get ready to go back home. Apparently the nurse thought that laying around wasn't going to do me any good seeing as I was out about half the day, so she said I could go back home and that I should be good to go back to school tomorrow.

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I said goodbye to the host club and promised them that I would be back tomorrow fully prepared to be the first hostette and entertain some gullible boys.  After my younger brother drove me home and helped me into the house I was engulfed into hug by a red-headed energetic women, Mary.

"Dear god Ayame! Don't ever do that again to me!" she cries as she holds me tight. 

"Yes," I reply scared as I quickly step away and look around hurriedly," I am very sorry, It is my fault it will never happen again."

"Oh honey," Mary smiles as she brings a hand to my cheek," They're gone, on a business trip to America for 3 months. There's nothing to worry about." 

"Oh thank god," I cry out as I step back into Mary's comforting arms, "thank god."

Soon Akio was pulled into the group hug as well because he's the baby of the family and we all love him. 

'Thank god' we all cried as we collapsed to the floor on our knees holding each other.

Thank God

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4/5 part

Oh and I put up episode two if you wanted to watch it but I decided I didn't want to write about it cause it really had nothing to do with the story.