Diagnose!

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Loren: Follow my finger. *waves his finger in front of his face*

Tammy: *following it* Okay! This is like super ea- *at at a shelf* Hey! That shelf got painted! Good for it!

Loren: hm. *writes down on his clipboard* You have ADHD

Tammy: oooh! Cool! Does it stand for, Awesome Dude how Does... he do it?!

Loren: no. But according to my diagnose you have... well.. I don't know for sure.

Tammy: Give it to me straight doc!

Loren: Well if your hand is larger than your face.. I'll be able to tell.

Tammy: What?! Really? *puts his hand to his face*

Loren: *smacks it against his face and starts laughing*

Tammy: *confused* ............................... *eyes widen a bit* You son of a bitch! The oldest trick in the book!! And I thought you didn't have a sense of humor!! *starts laughing too*

Mel: you're both idiots. *smiles*

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