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John: He just keeps wanting milk!!

Jake: *crying*

Gage: What milk have you been using?

John: The regular kind...

Gage: *sighs* Parenting 101. Nido dad. Use Nido.

John: *looks at him confused*

Gage: Powdered Milk!! Baby formula!!

John: ohh.

Jake: *still crying*

Gage: *rolls eyes and makes a bottle*

John: How could I forget that?

Gage: *makes sure it's warm before feeding it to him*

Jake: *sucks on it and calms down*

Gage: Better.

John: You're a genuis.

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Nido is actually really good though. I drank that shit and oh my god, it was delicious, especially the powder by itself.

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