First date
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Jerry: *blushes* S-so... d-do you um.. like
Max: *blushing too* Y-yeah?
Jerry: *Thinks: Don't say sex. Don't say sex* L-like sports?
Max: Well I um.. kinda? I like football
Jerry: a-ah! How nice.
Max: Well what about you? You like... *Thinks: Don't say banging. Don't say banging.* Animals?
Jerry: Y-yes! I have two cats at home!
Max: I'm more of a dog person, but I do like cats every now and then.
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~ Honestly a lot dates later ~
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Jerry: You know what would be crazy right now?
Max: Whispers: if you and me fucked right underneath this table right now?
Jerry: I was gonna say blowjob under the table, but yes!~
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Jerry: It's amazing how we never get tired of each other.
Max: We're just all the way soulmates. *kisses his cheek*
Jerry: *laughs a bit* Yeah. *kisses his cheek*
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Alex: I'm pretty curious to find out what would've happened if I swooned him.
Max: You weren't gay back then.
Alex: I turned gay.
Max: Still.
Jerry: Well you would've been late anyways. He proposed on my birthday. Best gift ever. Nothing will ever top that on any of my other birthdays.
Max: Exactly. I am the master.
Alex: Whatever you say Master. *rolls eyes*
