1. Ceiling fans have feelings.
2. Who cares how curvy a ceiling fan is.
3. It does you justice and gives you a relaxing breeze.
4. They care so much about you.
5. They support you no matter what.
6. They have a great variety of personalities depending on which ceiling fan you get.
7. They are underrated for no reason and I love them.
8. If you are reading this you must respect ceiling fans and they will respect you back.
9. They are great friends.
10. They are great therapists.
11. They are great to vent to.
12. They are great to complain to.
13. They don't judge you.
14. They take into consideration your feelings.
15. They listen to you.
16. They crack jokes and laugh with you.
17. They aren't mean.
18. They are generous.
19. They love being energetic.
20. They love spinning in circles.
21. They have a degree in dance.
22. They have a degree in music.
23. They have a degree in everything.
24. They care about everyone.
25. They will always make you laugh.
26. They protect you.
27. They are very wise.
28. They make air food.
29. They know all languages.
30. They are just the best.
31. They love to hangout with you and your friends.
32. They love Minecraft.
33. They know every movie quote ever.
34. They can make good pasta.
35. They can make good pesto.
36. They can make great flavorful meals.
37. They love to read.
38. They are your cringe to binge.
39. They love dogs.
40. They love cats.
41. They love slime molds.
42. They love parrots.
43. They love all animals.
44. They love Queen.
45. They love Freddy Mercury.
46. They love all singers.
47. They like saxophones.
48. They like clarinets.
49. They love oboes.
50. They love all musical instruments.
51. They love the number 11.
52. They love Wendy's.
53. They love being cool.
54. They respect pillowcases.
55. They respect your feelings.
56. They aren't brainwashed by the government.
57. They feed you inspirational quotes for breakfast.
58. They make good breakfast.
59. They respect squids.
60. They give you free hugs.
61. They sing you nursery rhymes.
62. They can moonwalk.
63. They love Michael Jackson.
64. They aren't brainwashed by Troom Troom.
65. They like the song Ice Ice Baby.
66. They are chill sometimes.
67. They are always there for you.
68. They've been to taco bell before.
69. They are very much quality content.
70. You get more then you pay for.
71. They come in all different shapes and sizes.
72. They come in different colors.
73. They have cool designs.
74. They cried at Disney movies with you.
75. They are great to cry to.
76. They are always no matter what there for you.
77. You can name them.
78. They eat ramen noodles.
79. They eat and enjoy pasta.
80. They love Italian food.
81. They love Chinese food.
82. They love Mexican food.
83. They love all foods.
84. They can make you happy.
85. They can cheer you up.
86. They like Disney World.
87. They like Universal Studios.
88. They like amusement parks.
89. They are supportive of all ceilings.
90. They are great at their job.
91. They can sing like Mariah Carey.
92. They are good at handshakes.
93. They like socks.
94. They know who Fernando Garfunkel is.
95. They like sponges.
96. They are very special.
97. They think you're special.
98. They think everyone's special.
99. They love to sleep.
100. They believe in you!
