I am a Scrumpy. Scrumpys are kind great special. The opposite of scrumpys are friskers. These are crazy people that are mean rude but most importantly tall. You probably know them. There are only a few people I consider to be a scrumpy even from their friskered height. And yes, you could be a frisker if you are short, but with my permission. Case closed. And no, I'm not talking about the cider scrumpys.
