Larry Stylinson : The Truth Exposed

Cataclysmic

Hey people of the internet, 'tis I again,

So I left off at Louis threatening me when I first met him. Well after that we went back and Haz was drunk as fuck so Louis went into protective mode. I don't know much more other than that but boyfriend of the year award goes to Louis once again sorry boyfriend. Louis had carried Harry out of the room when Niall asked me if I shipped Larry. He really was the captain. I think I should get co-captain as I literally gave up loads to see them come out and be happy but you can all decide that. They obviously all ship Larry which I know is an official inside look into the behind the scenes of Larry. You know how I know that? As soon as Niall asked me that question, Zayn and Liam stopped their conversation to listen to my answer. We all know what my answer was and I even briefly told them why I had to pretend to date Harry. Actually thinking about it, I don't think any of them knew I was kidnapped so this is an inside for everyone. I thought I shocked Niall slightly because he kept opening and closing his mouth but he was actually just excited. This was evident by the way he squealed like a little fan girl after a few minutes. He really is the captain. Ignore the earlier comment, no one can beat him. Liam then chimed in asking the big question, Why did you sign the contract then? Here was roughly my answer: 'I signed it after reading through it. I read that it ended when the band one does and that's only in a few months and so when that one ends all contracts tied to you and the band end too. I thought if I could help Lou and Harry behind the scenes in any way then it would be by helping all of you find a new management by then and go behind their backs. I only signed it to spite them because I overheard them saying they think I'll break them up by asking so many questions so I'm playing them at their own game. If I have to go through some hate and backlash for a few months then I'll do it because it's nothing compared to what they have had to go through for years.' I then took another sip of my drink.

We talked for a while before heading back off and Zayn drove me home saying it was too late and I was too drunk to walk home alone. I agreed to let him since he'd only had two beers so he was safe to drive. I thanked him and told him to drive safe. I remember going to bed that night content after meeting my idols after so long. They didn't hate me and they lived up to my expectations even exceeding them. I slept safely in the memory that I had all of their phone numbers. Oh yes here that people that's me flexing because I have their phone numbers.

Second publicity stunt was the next day. Obvious publicity stunts, if you don't want to get papped you won't. He was obviously slightly hung-over. Just as we were about to leave to do this stupid stunt, Louis run out of the house frantically to give Harry his rose ring. I watched as he handed it to him looking away when they kissed not because I didn't want to watch but because I didn't think they'd appreciate me watching. Fuck that sounds bad I don't have like a kink for watching gay people it's just, it's larry. Okay this is more awkward since I have their numbers and I know them now. They all saw my last blog and I was right about their reactions but I think Louis is scared I'll actually hurt him. Actually that's perfect because the next thing that happened was Louis, yes Louis, apologised for overreacting the night before and he invited me to dinner that night with Liam and Zayn because Niall had plans which I still don't know. Private guy. I could tell he was nervous and Louis don't even lie and say you weren't. I did tell him that it wasn't overreacting and that I'd happily go to dinner, free food. Mine and Harry's 'date' wasn't eventful and the only interesting thing that happened is he told me what time to get at their house. Oh and he fonded about Louis the night before but the people reading this blog will never know. I got a text from Zayn that night just as I was about to leave asking if I wanted a lift. That text gave me butterflies for one and two Zayn gave me a lift. Harry gave me a questioning look when I arrived with Zayn but said nothing, instead setting the table while Louis served the food. Domesticccc! I also got to know Liam more finding out that he was actually bisexual something we had in common. Yes I asked him first before telling all of you, I wouldn't do that to anyone. I did only find that out because I jokingly asked if there were any more ships that were real and he responded that Ziam was a few years ago but it didn't work out. The tea is piping today isn't it? The fact Liam felt he could trust me enough to tell me that made me feel amazing. Zayn told me he would probably say he was pansexual in the car when he was driving me home which confirmed I was great at reading people's sexuality. I know I'll give you a minute to digest this information. Time to get deep and get tissues.