This is a story of the Male reader getting romantic with the females from the Dragonball franchise. To Android 18 all the way to the Supreme Kai of Time, you will date them all. (WARNING: Some of the stories may contain lemon)
I'm in the north pole going on a mission. Right now I'm riding on a slead with a weird small blond girl that I encountered.
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This Thing was constantly following me around ever since December started, and always singing the first part of jungle bells in Japanese. I tried using instant transmission, and leaving it on the other side of the universe, but it somehow finds it's way back in the spam of minutes. I tried killing it, and using the hakai technique, but the damn thing is invincible. I even got desperate and killed myself once, but the FUCKING thing keeps reviving me. Hakaing myself doesn't work either. You blamed a single individual for your torture, but you couldn't find him until something bizarre happened on Christmas.
2 hours ago..
You were watching TV until
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It burst in the room leaving an explosion behind it.
PADORU PADORU: What the fuck do you want?
Y/N: Did.. Did you just spoke English just now?
PADORU PADORU: Have no fear, Saber is here. Dressed as Santa to give niggas presents for Christmas. Now. What the fuck do you want?
Y/N:......
Present day..
Y/N: if this actually works I will lose my shit.
You finally reached your destination. All i see is a giant ice cube. I got angry and look at the small blond santa.
Y/N: What the hell is this. This not what I wanted
It just looked at me with its green lifeless eyes. I swear if sings that damn song one more time, I would go insane before the hypothermia does it first. It pointed at the iceberg. I looked at it, and see it cracking with a powerful ki coming out of it. My eyes widened as I soon see a figure. 6ft 4, skinny, and shoulder length dreadlocks. This was the guy I was looking for.
Black0taku: FOR 1000 YEARS I LAY DORMANT, WHO DARES DISTURB MY-
He looks at me
Black0taku: Oh, it's you.
Y/N:YOU LAZY FUCK!!!
Black0taku: Wow, You are gonna greet your creator like that? No hello or anything, just strait to the profanity. What did I do?
Y/N: Don't play dumb you know why. Where the hell have you been in the past 2, and now almost 3 years!!!
Hashire Sori Yo~
Black0taku: You know...Doing stuff...
Kaze No You Ni~
Y/N: Stuff? Really? That's the best piss poor excuse you can come up with?
Tsukimihara Wo~
Black0taku: What can I say, some people have secrets. I don't do this daily you know.
Y/N: That's not the point! You could've at least inform me or you followers that you wer-
PADORU PADORU!!!!
You suddenly lost it and powering up while screaming. You fired multiple ki blast into the sky which eventually in space. You blew up Mars than pointed to the creature.
Y/N: First off what the hell is this thing it keeps following me. Did you summoned this?
Black0taku: That's a legendary creature that dress as Santa, giving niggas presents for Christmas and asking them what they want. You can't get rid of it. It will stay with you for the rest of December. Mine followed me after Thanksgiving.
Y/N: I'm getting off track, why did you leave.
Black0taku: Well while you were busying going balls deep in the females I paired you with, I've been in a battle with the real world, trying not to lose.
Y/N: Well... I'm at least glad you are here. I thought you died or something. When are you updating this book? I want to get paired with Kefla, and Chelei.
Black0taku: Don't get to hasty my dear Y/N. You aren't the only child anymore. I have to give the other Y/N's attention too.
Y/N: What What! There other versions of me!!!
Black0taku: Yup. 5 versons with you included. Each of them have a book just like you. There's a RWBY Y/N, a half saiyan half demon Y/N, even a Y/N where he gets to bang MILFS.
Y/N: That's... wierd. Still though, shouldn't you give your first book some extra privilege. For crying out loud this book is one of the most viewed DBZ books on here.
Black0taku: I'm not playing favorites you little shit. The original goal of DBZ GIRLS X M Reader in 2016 was to bring the relevance of Dragonball in Wattpad, and inspire other authors to make more Dragon ball related books. That's a reason why I discontinued Remnant Love Stories. There were so many goddamn Rwby books. I'm also a quality over quantity type person.
You fired a Big band attack at your creator, he deflected it.
Y/N: Quality rover quantity? Don't make me laugh. And especially with the last person you paired me with. Where the hell is the quality in getting raided by the FBI, going to prison, and getting fucked by Jiren?
Black0taku started laughing.
Black0taku: It was April fools man I couldn't resist. Also he didn't bust your cheeks, all he did was pulled out his dick. The viewers don't know that, but that what makes it even funnier.
Y/N: I fucking hate you. THIS WAS NOT WHAT I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS!
Black0taku: No. Your Christmas wish was to see me, and it came true! You should thank the Padoru Padoru.
Y/N:Is rather die.
Black0taku: Do it or I will make a story of you having a small penis, and then getting cucked by Yamcha.
You turned the creature and bowed down, giving it your thanks.
Y/N: Thank you for granting my Christmas wish.
PADORU PADORU~!!!!!
You grunted and looked at your author.
Y/N: Instead of doing this shitpost. You could've made a acuall Christmas special about me getting it on with about 2 ore 3 girls.
Black0taku: like you said before, I'm a lazy fuck. But fear not. I will make one shot of you getting paired with a lucky girl.
Y/N: Mind telling me who it is.
Black0taku: Nah fam.
The END!!!!
AN: seriously though. Thank you guys that follows my books. And sorry that I worried some of you during my 2 year Hiatus. I'm also surprised that some of you made books that were inspired by this on. I hope you guys have a good Christmas, and a Happy New Year.
