The Double Agent

~3~

"Hello?"

"H-Hey Dabi... This is Hawks, I've made a decision."

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~Hawks Pov~

"How do I know that you're actually evil and aren't just working for the heroes?" Mr handman said, scratching his neck. "Well, firstly, I wouldn't have the time to do so, Heroes and their agencies suck at getting these things done fast, I contacted you guys the day after you offered, it would've taken those bastards 1-3 weeks to get that shit sorted out, not to mention all the arguments that would've caused deciding wheater or not I should go. Plus I called you guys and you told me to come here at midnight, which would've given me less than 24 hours! Now, That's impossible for those lazy bastards to sort out in that small amount of time!!!" I could tell I was getting a bit too angry, I take a deep breath in and calm myself down. "You okay there, birdie?" Toga asks while playing with her knife. "Y-yeah, I just... Really hate heroes." I reply. "Why?" Shigaraki asks, "Hm?" "Why do you hate heroes?" he repeated. "Now, that is none of your business. All you need to know is I have a plan. Well, I have a goal and joining this league will help complete that goal." I responded with a bit of a harsh tone. "Handman, Don't worry. I know he won't betray us. Don't ask how just trust me." Dabi spoke. "Alright, Do you have a plan to not get caught though? It's quite risky and we don't want our main source of information going into jail, that is if we let you join..." Shigaraki states, actually sounding smart for once.

"Well, I do have a plan!" I put one of my hands on my hip and the other up in the air, pointing to the roof. "You gonna tell us or are you just gonna stand there like an idiot?" Dabi questioned.  I glared at him and continued "Shut up. ANYWAY, My plan is to go to my agency and then say I made contact with the League of villains, suggest that I go undercover for them so they'll tell me their plans to attack you guys, then I'll tell you when they'll attack!" I flashed a large smile. "So you're going undercover for us, for them, for us?" Twice asked. "Yup!"  "Man, that's confusing!" Toga replied. I nodded. "Tru dat, tru dat." I continued nodding my head a few more times before stopping. "So..." I turn to Shigaraki, "Am I in? Fam?" I do finger guns at him and he facepalmed and sighs. "As much of an idiot as you are and how much I fucking hate you." He sighed again for the like, millionth time this meeting. "You're in...". "YAY!" I yell as I jump around hugging Toga. "Will you two stop jumping around like dumbasses?" I glare at Dabi. "Can you stop being such a burnt chicken nugget?" I say in all seriousness as I watch Dabi pretend to put on an offended face and whip away a fake tear. "Oh my god, I'm so hurt. I can't believe you did this to me Hawks. I thought we were friends!" I try not to laugh as I do a hair-flipping motion with my hand and acted all smug " We were never friends, I hate you and always have. Please die." I dramatically turned around and walked out of the hideout just to walk right back in. "Oh, by the way, I'll call Dabi when it's all sorted out, alright? Baiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!" I then walk out again and back home.

Once I got home I flopped onto my couch and sighed. "Did I just join the league of villains? ...Oh shit." I laugh while running my fingers through my thicc locks. "I have a bad feeling about this but... The littlest chance of revenge is worth it..." I sit up and grab the picture-frame that contains the picture of me and my childhood best friend, "I will avenge you..."